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friday funnies: Friday Funnies - Job Descriptions - 08/13/10 10:38 PM
Job Descriptions
1. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
2. An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
3. A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.
4. An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.
5. A programmer is someone who solves a problem … (1 comments)
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friday funnies: Friday Funnies - Everybody Loves Raymond - Frank and Marie - 08/06/10 11:59 AM
Frank & Marie were always a riot. I personally like the trophy wife comment he makes near the beginning. This show was brilliant at making fun of everyday normal life. What do you think?Enjoy - Michael Collins - Broker - Rock Realty---------------------------------------------------------------------
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friday funnies: Friday Funnies - They Walk Among Us! - 07/30/10 01:05 PM
I received the following email and thought I would share.
Subject: They Walk Among Us!!!
NEW YORK - resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and familywhen she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearanceon the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.'Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first questionand proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst useof lifelines ever.' After being introduced to the show's hostMeredith Vieira, Evans was posed with a typically easy initial $100 question.The question was: 'Which of the following … (6 comments)
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friday funnies: Friday Funnies - Everybody Loves Raymond - 07/16/10 09:43 AM
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Michael Collins, CDPE, SFR Wisconsin Short Sale Specialist Realtor®
Janesville,
WI
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*ROCK REALTY|Broker|Realtor|Real Estate|WI Short Sale Agent*
Address: 1818 Milton Ave #1361, Janesville, WI, 53547-1361
Office Phone: (877) 774-7625
Cell Phone: (608) 921-8536
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Rock Realty is a brokerage that specializes in Short Sales, Bank Owned Foreclosures, BPO's & REO listings in the Janesville and Madison Wisconsin area. This may involve negotiating a short sale for a home owner in need or finding the perfect home for a first time home buyer. Whatever it is you are looking for, Rock Realty's WI real estate agents are here to help you with your real estate needs!
 REALTORS® who have earned the SFR certification know how to help sellers maneuver the complexities of short sales as well as help buyers pursue short sale and foreclosure opportunities. The certification program includes training on how to qualify sellers for short sales, negotiate with lenders, protect buyers, and limit risk.
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