humor: Does your sex life make you a good tenant? My client thinks so. - 06/12/09 01:14 PM
So I am trying to arrange a rental for a client the other day, and am doing my best sales pitch to the listing agent in a tight rental market.
"My clients are the perfect renters", I say. "They have no bad habits... they don't drink, smoke or have pets. And … (23 comments)
humor: Confessions of a Rain-o-holic... and rubber bands... - 04/20/09 09:19 AM
My Hubby wants me to tell you about rubber bands...... and who am I to say "NO?"
After all he sits through hours of "tap, tap, tap, tap, tee hee hee, tap, tap, tap..."
"Honey - the U.S. Navy captured the captain and killed the pirates" ...
Tap,tap,tap... "Hmmmm?... whatdja say?" … (29 comments)
humor: How to Get Your Groove on... From a Fine Feathered Friend - 04/16/09 04:28 PM
Next time you are in a slump... watch this. This dude knows how to get his groove on.
Now go have an outrageous, melodious, groovalicious, finger-snappin, belt-it-out-in-the-shower, day.
And don't fall off your perch!
Check out my other "How I learned to...." posts
... Learn I can live witih … (24 comments)
humor: OOHHH... Nearly Scammed on Craiglist. A "Doubting David" saved me. - 04/16/09 02:58 PM
I'm in the market for a new MacBook computer. Too expensive new, so I check Craiglist.
(Hmmm, this looks good)... 320 Gg, (umhum)... bought in December with 3 year Apple Care (awesome... that's $350 right there) He's in school in Italy but the pute is configured for US.. (K)... Wrong pute for his … (10 comments)
humor: Walk-Through Wackiness - a Hershey Hotstreak in Fair Oaks...... - 02/19/09 03:38 PM
"If the chocolate sauce won't squirt, try this..", said Ryan (FNTPTS - fake name to protect the stupid). With that, he held the bottle and spun his arm like a propeller, in giant circles... the pressure of the chocolate sauce building.
It worked the last time he tried it with ketsup. It squeezed right up … (5 comments)
humor: Skunk Smell in the House? PHEW... Get rid of it.... - 02/09/09 09:35 PM
The skunk was mad... and accurate. Bella didn't have a chance. It was my daughter's first night in her new home, and she and her roommates were preparing for their first Super Bowl party. Now if you've ever had a dog get skunked, you know how pervasive the smell can be, … (2 comments)
From the world of Fair Oaks Realtor, Sally Dunbar, who's been hoofin' it through the homes of Fair Oaks and the surrounding areas, matching up eager buyers with ready-to-move sellers, since 1979.
While my home base is in Fair Oaks, I venture in Sacramento, Carmichael, Citrus Heights, Orangevale, Rancho Cordova, Gold River, Folsom, El Dorado Hills, Roseville, Rocklin and Granite Bay...(and Chevron loves me!)
How have I survived for so long?... By always doing what's right for my people.... Always!
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So I am trying to arrange a rental for a client the other day, and am doing my best sales pitch to the listing agent in a tight rental market.
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