humor: Entertaining Excursion While Showing a House - 10/08/12 09:13 PM
  A while ago we had a couple we took house hunting.  One of the options that Mrs. Seller was exploring was the possiblity of getting a house that at sometime could also serve as a Bed 'n Breakfast.   The property was an old victorian home that was some "distance from reality" in that it was a little more than an hour from a major metropolitan area.  The pictures on line were intriguimg...we made the in our vehichles ....and off we went....
          Mmmmm...large kitchen that would serve the potential guests well...good room sizes on the first floor...a welcoming sort … (11 comments)

humor: Enjoy a Long Laugh on a Short Week ! - 09/04/12 12:15 AM
                   'Thought these "Workplace" Signs would tickle your funny bones...Enjoy !
Sign in a restaurant window:
“Don’t stand there and be hungry,Come on in and get fed up.”
At a tire shop:
“Invite us to your next blowout.”
On a maternity room door:
“Push. Push. Push!”
On a septic tank truck sign:
“We’re #1 in the #2 business.”
Sign above a gynecologist’s office:
“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
On a proctologist’s door:
“To expedite your visit please back in.”
On a plumber’s truck:
“We repair what your husband fixed.”
On another … (11 comments)

humor: Enjoy.....I Don't Care HOW it Works...Just THAT it works ! - 07/19/12 08:49 PM
    This Blog is dedicated to Mike Skauge - Kinship Inspections "our home inspector"...Jay Markanich..Michael Thornton....and Home Inspectors everywhere who know and help us to to get to "the bottom" of our inspection issues....Have a wonderful weekend !
  I confess to not being "the mechanical Hanson" and for all questions about the furnace....the roof....I defer to David who can properly direct the buyer or seller to the right source for the best answer.  Mechanical is not me....I don't care HOW it works...whatever it is...the car, the furnace, the air conditioner or garage door opener....I just want the … (12 comments)

humor: A smile for the weekend .... - 05/30/12 10:54 PM
This actually happened with some guys from Maine .
They dressed the truck up with the guy spread eagled on the roof.
The driver and passengers put on Moose heads.
They went down the Maine toll road Interstate, causing 16 accidents.
Yes; they all went to jail... Yes; alcohol was involved...

This proves that men cannot be left alone. 
They need women to keep them from being stupid.....

  This was just tooo ...tooo...well....I enjoyed it and hope you will find it bringing a smile to your face as we … (6 comments)

humor: Blogs Let You See a Person ....Behind the Professional - 04/26/12 09:13 PM
     One of the things that blogging does...if the Blogger to give an insight into the professional as a person...I am the eldest of three children...born and raised in Father was a strict Catholic...and that is the church all the children attended. We went to public school....and attended classes on Saturday mornings while we were in elementary school and later in high school on Monday evenings. The church we went to was a beautiful red brick colonial building...that replaced an older church and had a rectory attached to it.  It also had an elementary school behind it and Fish … (5 comments)

humor: Today's chuckle... - 01/30/12 06:31 AM
  Because a part of our practice is devoted to divorcing/divorced couples...someone sent me this joke and thought I would share it...Enjoy ! How Many Women? A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Preacher said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."
Read more: … (9 comments)

humor: If You Marry A Gal From Wisconsin.... - 08/18/11 11:33 PM
The first man married a woman from Alabama . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from South Dakota . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was … (15 comments)

humor: What is Celibacy ? (Humor...toooo good to pass up...enjoy !) - 07/22/11 01:08 AM
Celibacy What is Celibacy?
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Dorcus listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”
He then addressed the men. “Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”
Frank leaned over, touched Dorcus's arm gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, Isn't it?”

And thus began Frank's life of celibacy.

humor: Humor....From 911 in Memphis... - 02/22/11 11:26 PM

humor: Are you Ready for Some Football ? - 02/03/11 10:08 PM
  I must confess...I realize I risk getting deported from Wisconsin for not being a football fan....grown men jumping on each other has just not ever been my idea of entertainment.....but it sure has been a  boon to the Wisconsin can't drive by a gas station that doesn't have a display of Packer t's and sweats....and the fever pitch of excitement is mounting as the big day draws near...thought the Packer and football fans would appreciate this humor....Enjoy the Game !
Ben Roethlisberger, after living a full life, died.  When he got to heaven, God was showing … (14 comments)

humor: A Little Winter Humor .... - 01/02/11 05:11 AM

      I just got off the phone with one of my friends in Northern Minnesota. He said that since early this morning the snow waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping below zero and the north wind is increasing dramatically. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and staring blankly. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in!!!
 Stay Warm....Enjoy...! All the Hansons

humor: Bubble Gum May be Hazardous/Helpful (?) to Your Health ! - 01/24/10 11:12 AM
   Laughing has been proven to be a very GOOD thing for your health...share it...find some time every share a laugh...even in the mirror....Surprise yourself...start today....and find something everyday to share a smile or laugh with a'll be surprised how the world will smile back ...ENJOY !

humor: Intruder Prevention...Less Alarming.... - 01/15/10 12:25 AM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2.. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.  Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit … (8 comments)

humor: Today's Chuckle - 12/28/09 02:18 AM
   The folks in the frigid midwestern state of Wisconsin decided to organize....Progress/Change thru organization and see what we could do to protest Global Warming....we are all so used to snow blowing, shoveling, ice skating....saucer sledding....All the fun we can't bear to give up....warm winter coats....fuzzy mittens....and oh those stylish earmuffs....whatever would we we are...Protesting our best !  All the best to all of you !


humor: Some Holiday Cheer....What Was the Funniest Thing that Happened in 2009 ? - 12/20/09 12:26 AM
  There are the half full and half empty folks in the world.....and those who SHIFT and those who complain about  moving....I thought this would be a gret time to look at the past year and think about the funniest thing that happened in your business in the last year....  I will relate one of our "adventures" and please comment with yours...
There aren't any points awarded No gift's not a contest There are no "wrong Comments" ENJOY...That's An Order !         One of our sellers was going through a difficult time with family health issues and had to be … (9 comments)

humor: It's 'Tini Time ! ENJOY ! - 12/03/09 10:30 PM
  I know this story sounds like a product of my imagination...I assure you is not.  A while had been a long day....and it was only 4 we stopped at what the more country-ish part of Wisconsin might call a Supper was early and almost no one was there for the dinner the waitress came over to take our drink order.
      I perused the table tent of tantalizing special drinks they had and told her "I will have an intravenous martini." She dutifully wrote down the rest of the orders and disappeared into the bar … (11 comments)

humor: Tickle Your Funny Bone.....Time Management is EVERYTHING ! - 10/21/09 02:27 AM
  It's never tooo late to start to plan...we are into 4th quarter with almost 2.5 months to resolute and start today to look at the end of the year.  New year's resolutions...closets cleaned...filling systems, new software, contact managemtnent...regular blogging...your own website, change is a good thing...finding the time to do it and doing it when there IS time....priceless !


humor: Short Holiday Chuckle - 12/26/08 01:18 AM

  Christmas Comes But Once a Year...

        How Glad We all should Be...

          For that's the time when Baby Dear,

    Eats ornaments off the tree !
  This little piece of holiday humor was written by Betty Ren Wright...a student in my mother's high school English Class....a family friend...and author of Zillions of Children's Books....including "This Room is Mine" written about my sister and me....having to share a bedroom after my brother John, to whom the book is dedicated. Betty Ren and her Mother spent many holidays … (6 comments)

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