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clean joke: True Innoocence! Cute Story - 08/11/08 04:48 PM
INNOCENCE IS PRICELESS
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Alex.'
'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque.  'Pastor, what is this?'
The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.'
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clean joke: Head Shrinker Joke (0: - 07/26/08 01:51 PM
Okay... this one is clean so you can use it any time!  Sorry in advance to all the head shrinkers out there.  Please do not analyze this joke and make it about my relationship with my mother.  Please...

  How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
  The answer is simple.  Only one.... but, it is very expensive, it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change!
Hee hee hee!  Come on, admit it!  You giggled!
Sara K. Braden- Villas, Garden, & Single Family Homes from $130's
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clean joke: Husbands Say the Darndest Things (A TRUE Funny Story) - 06/26/08 11:16 AM
I must preface this story by explaining that my hubby is of genius mentality... he was a Realtor, a broker, a math teacher, a builder, can solve the Rubik's cube, and play any song he hears on guitar without the sheet music.  Understand, that it is for all of these reasons this story becomes even funnier...
As I did my normal morning routine (which is drink coffee, shower, watch the news while applying make-up) an absolutely adorable story came on about a big, tough, 120 pound rottweiler adopting a "baby" lamb.  I, giggle, and say with some sarcasm to my husband, … (23 comments)

 

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