Q - What is the difference between pigs and SEOs?
A - You can learn to respect a pig
Q - What have pig's & SEO's got in common?
A - SPAM
Q - What's the difference between a seo consultant and a used car salesman?
A - The used car salesman knows when he is lying.
Q - What's the difference between an SEO and an artichoke?
A: The artichoke has a heart.
Q - What do you do if you see an SEO drowning?
A - Take your foot off his head
Q - What is the definition of SEO SPAM?
A - Site Positioning Above Mine
A man walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. "I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But there is one condition. I am a SEO’s genie. That means that for every wish you make, every SEO in the world gets the wish as well - only double." The man thought about this for a while. "For my first wish, I would like ten million dollars," he announced. Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured the man that $10,000,000 had been deposited. "But every SEO in the world has just received $20,000,000," the genie said. "I've always wanted a Ferrari," the man said. "That's my second wish." Instantly a Ferrari appeared. "But every SEO in the world has just received two Ferraris," the genie said. "And what is your last wish?" "Well," said the man, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant."
SEO consultant talking to his assistant, "Hey, we're ranking for duplicate content."
Assistant to consultant, Really? "How often?"