Why I Un-Subscribed To Myself. - 09/29/10 11:15 PM
In case you were born yesterday and are still awaiting tomorrow, I used to be a bigger thing around here than Blair Warner's hair in 'The Facts of Life.'  Actually, I was never a big thing, just a mere carbuncle who seemed to be a more interesting read than the status updates of the gal on Facebook who is pregnant yet again. though turned you down numerous times in High School for Sex on The Beach ... or Sex, in General.  And now she is giving it up to a balding CEO with a degree in sticking carrots up his keister at the … (15 comments)

Work-Out Tips For Blogging Wimps. - 09/20/10 11:29 PM
Does your chair sigh when you are about to sit down to further build your business or garner that next Gold Star?  Does your mirror ache at the very image of you without the fog of shower's delight?  Does waking up every morning feel like trying to pole vault over the late Wilt Chamberlain's shadow when trying to get out of bed?
Like many, you may be experiencing atrophy of your physical being.  It's common, even among those who don't fancy themselves the literary or marketing types here in the online world of Social Media. 
Personally, I've never had to deal … (33 comments)

And the there was one ... or two, for that matter. - 09/10/10 11:01 PM
I was so damn cold.  It was Summer, but felt like Winter.  Any structure that could surround me was gone and blankets were mainly ashes.  It seemed like a Nuclear Explosion hit and I was the only cockroach who didn't wake up.
For one moment I was happy to be alone, yet that feeling left very quickly. 
What the hell was going on?  
....................................
Things play out differently in your head than in real-life, but this was just insane.  I didn't understand a damn thing and all the poetry, religion, and cliches in the world couldn't make up for the fact … (13 comments)

What I Want In A Politician. - 09/09/10 11:39 PM
As typical, Politics can be a heated type of thing in American Culture.  These day aren't new, probably just more pronounced.  For the most part, I consider that a good thing.  Ideas and opinions get exchanged like business cards at your local Chamber of Commerce get together.
But I'm looking for something new, through and through.  I'm not talking about a Revolution or Coup d'etat, but more along the lines of your better than average, caring, open-minded type of guy or gal who isn't afraid to flush twice.  Someone who either has enough money not to care or enough balls to say NO to any … (29 comments)

And then there was one ... Take Care & Keep In Touch. - 09/08/10 11:24 PM
continued from this piece of fiction/farce/faking/....
Like the average graduation from any school or friendship or relationship, either I or they were taken away.  Promises of keeping in touch followed, but never really panned out too well. 
I got lost in the abyss of who really gives a crap about me along the way.  Seemed silly considering that I wasn't rich or famous enough to write a memoir, nor poor or desolate enough to die appropriately.  I was simply ... me.  And I guess that wasn't enough, for me.
Being somebody who thrived on doing his own thing was a pretty happy … (15 comments)

And then there was one... - 09/04/10 10:26 PM
On July 17th, 2011, I awoke from strange dreams into a stranger reality.  Everything was gone.
I turned 35 on that day and was so very excited about the prospect of taking vices down (smoking and drinking, specifically) and living a new sort of life.  The idea was simply to give me a chance to live longer and appreciate Life and every damn person in it.  Irony is such a strange sort of thing ...
Because when I woke up that morning, nobody was beside me and the alarm hadn't gone off.  In fact, my cell phone read '000000000' like it … (23 comments)

I have this island for sale ... - 09/03/10 11:14 PM
Just dance ...
and before it's marked half off listed price in two weeks, I want you to know why you may want a synapse in that head of yours to fire off about buying it right now.
You see, ah, this is where I grew up in my adult years.  This is where my moments of peace wrapped up within walls.  This is also where I dreamed of many demons, lived many regrets, and ran amuck in curious endeavors involving a 12-ounce devil with a cancer stick.  It's also where I fell in love for the first and last time.
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