Jill Gargus -"The Realtor Connector" - 12/29/07 12:45 PM
 
As a former Real Estate Agent, I understand the frustration of being in a situation where people or presonalities may not mix well. I heard it from new clients all the time that they will never call back "so and so" because of ..." . This was all too common. So in an effort to assist you, the buyer or seller in this process, I have maintained my Agent's License in Alberta and now have created a "Realtor Connector" system.
For any of your buying or selling needs, this is the system for connecting the best Agent with you anywhere in Canada. If … (0 comments)

Funnies 2 - 12/05/07 02:08 PM
--One particular four year old prayed, " And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
--A little boy was overheard praying, " Lord if you can't make me a better boy, that's ok, I am having a real good time like I am."
--A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible. He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed between the pages. … (2 comments)

Noah in 2006-funny - 12/03/07 05:55 PM
Pre-amble- The Lord has promised to never flood the earth again...this is just a joke! :) 
In the year 2006, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once again the earth has become wicked and over -populated and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another ark and save 2 of every living thing along with your family."
He gave Noah the blueprints and said "You have 6 months to build the ark before I will start the rain." Six months later the Lord looked and saw that Noah was weeping in his … (2 comments)

Funny- The Haircut - 12/03/07 05:10 PM
A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and inquired of his father if they could discuss the use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son. "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car."
The boy thought for a moment and decided to agree to that offer. After about six weeks his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, … (2 comments)

Dadd'y gonna eat your finger!! - 12/03/07 04:59 PM
This one is great for anyone who has a kid, knows a kid or know will have kids!
--I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy look at this..." and she stuck out her two fingers. Trying to keep her entertianed I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them. I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her … (4 comments)

Cinderella - 12/03/07 04:38 PM
Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch. She has a cat named Bob by her side. One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.
Cinderella said " Fairy godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?"She replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anythingfor which your heart still yearns?"
Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed and after some thoughtful consideration she uttered her first wish: "The prince … (6 comments)