Rationale For High Capacity Gun Magazines

 

 

 

A man walked into his crowded local bar, waved a revolver around and yelled "Who in here has been sleeping with my wife?"

A voice from the back of the bar yelled back "You're gonna need more ammo!"

 


Robot…
05/06/2013
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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork. "The robot slaps the son. The son says,.. more
Sensitivity…
05/06/2013
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"Male Sensitivity" The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery… more
Best cowboy pick up line ever…
05/01/2013
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Best cowboy pick up line ever… A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman--- He gives her a quick glance… more
Guilty?
04/30/2013
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD… WELL YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE MY NAME IS ALICE AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST… more
At Cabela's…
04/28/2013
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A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark glasses. She says to… more
Congratulations!
04/22/2013
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Congratulations! to Dan & Deb Kunish on your new river front home! Glad to have helped and feel free to call me anytime! more
The Lecture…
04/18/2013
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An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a. m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying… more
Worth noting…
03/24/2013
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Scary Obituary : In 1887 Alexander Tyler a Scottish history professor at the University of Edinburgh had this to say about the fall of the Athenian Republic some 2, 000 years prior: "A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot… more
Two Coffees in Heaven…
01/03/2013
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Two Coffees in Heaven Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard. ' Are you Mohammed? ' he asks. 'No my son, I am St. Peter;… more
 
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