1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 



2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 



3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 



4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.  



5.Your reason for not staying in touch 
with friends and family is 
that they don't have e-mail addresses. 



6. You pull up in your own driveway and 
use your cell phone to see if anyone is 
home to help you carry in the groceries. 



7. Every commercial on television has 
a web site at the bottom of the screen 



8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, 
which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) 
years of your life, is now a cause for 
panic and you turn around to go and get it. 



10. You get up in the morning and 
go on line before getting your coffee 



11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 



12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.  



13. Even worse, you know exactly to 
whom you are going to forward this message. 



14. You are too busy to notice 
there was no #9 on this list. 



15. You actually scrolled back up 
to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

 

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