funny: What happens when you get an ant intoxicated?...and other Icebreakers...part 6 - 05/18/08 09:17 PM
141. There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.
142. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance.
143. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
144. There are only four words in the English … (2 comments)
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funny: Live effects of Global warming...crazy that this is happening before our eyes... - 05/16/08 06:26 PM
Live effects of Global warming...crazy that this is happening before our eyes...
People have been trying to undermine the effects of Global Warming for years. Now there is documented footage thanks in part to GOOGLE earth that we can see these effects day to day. Don't wait any longer, green is … (3 comments)
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funny: Thought this was humorous... - 05/15/08 08:53 PM
Should give you something to think about when you do your flyers and your MLS listings. Watch your words. There are enough articles out there on the internet that make fun and say what the words "really mean" Here are some examples:
Cozy means dollhouse (tiny)
Convenient to shopping: Next to … (3 comments)
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funny: How to start up a conversation... - 05/14/08 03:12 PM
121. Arabic numerals are not really Arabic; they were created in India.
122. Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations (implemented on July 16, 1969) makes it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles.
123. The February … (5 comments)
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funny: You Know You're a Horse Person When . . . . - 05/13/08 08:02 AM
You know you're a horse person when . . . .
- You save the hoof shavings for the dog.
- You drive by ANY field ANYWHERE and look very hard for horses.
- You cannot imagine why anyone would think it kinky to own whips.
- You … (2 comments)
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funny: Part 5, a day early...Icebreakers and useless knowledge...Thanks for asking for it!!! - 05/12/08 02:26 PM
100. The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
101. About 14% of injecting drug users are HIV positive.
102. A word or sentence that is the same front and back (racecar, kayak) is called a "palindrome".
103. … (1 comments)
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funny: PART 4, Icebreakers and useless knowledge!!! - 05/12/08 11:49 AM
75. In Disney's Fantasia, the Sorcerer to whom Mickey played an apprentice was named Yensid (Disney spelled backward).
76. During his entire life, Vincent Van Gogh sold exactly one painting, "Red Vineyard at Arles".
77. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink … (1 comments)
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funny: Finally Answers to the life long question!!! - 05/08/08 02:23 PM
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on … (6 comments)
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funny: Ladies, if you want....(today's funny) - 05/08/08 08:02 AM
I received this a few days ago and I am just now getting around to it. In honor of all the hard working women out there, I have to share this with you. It might be the most profound thing that you hear today and I can not let it go … (26 comments)
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funny: The Rules of Hockey Applied to Real Estate - 05/06/08 05:58 PM
The Rules of Hockey applied to Real Estate...
I love Hockey and I love Real Estate! I support reflection and self monitoring of my industry. I work hard, love my clients, and serve in the community I live in. I believe that we have a HUGE responsibility to attempt to … (0 comments)
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funny: Blast from the past, ck out yourself or your AR friends yearbook pics... - 05/06/08 05:22 PM
You know, It's nice to take a look back every now and then. Search your roots and take a trip down memory lane. You realize all those things you worried about a few years ago, pale in comparison to what you worried about yesterday or are worrying about now. Take a … (2 comments)
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funny: I love you tube and blogging, so when do we work? - 05/05/08 11:41 AM
I love you tube and blogging, so when do we work?
I ran across this viewing a couple other videos from AR. It just hit my funny bone just right!! If I start missing your calls cause I'm blogging please send this video back to me as a suttle reminder. LOL … (2 comments)
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funny: Goodbye To My Good Friends "Ben and Jerry" - 05/04/08 02:38 PM
As most of you already know that I am about 32 weeks pregnant right now with my 2nd baby boy. I am so excited but so bummed. I just found out this week that I have gestational diabetes.
Gestational diabetes affects some pregnant women. I think it has something to do … (15 comments)
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funny: Trivia knowledge and icebreakers part 3 - 05/04/08 12:28 PM
50. Upper and lower case letters are named "upper" and "lower" because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the upper case letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the lower case letters.
51. There are … (3 comments)
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funny: more icebreakers... - 04/30/08 03:19 PM
26. The "save" icon in Microsoft Office programs shows a floppy disk with the shutter on backwards.
27. Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins (Elsa Löwenthal and Emma Wedgewood respectively).
28. Camel's have three eyelids.
29. On average, 12 newborns will be … (9 comments)
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funny: more icebreakers, - 04/30/08 03:17 PM
26. The "save" icon in Microsoft Office programs shows a floppy disk with the shutter on backwards.<br> <br>27. Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins (Elsa Löwenthal and Emma Wedgewood respectively).<br> <br> 28. Camel's have three eyelids. <br> <br>29. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the … (4 comments)
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funny: Women Over 40 (Today's Funny) - 04/28/08 03:57 PM
Thought all of the women, especially the ones over 40, would enjoy reading these.
An over 40 woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If an over 40 woman doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around … (10 comments)
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funny: The Wit and Wisdom of My Nine-Year Old Son - 04/28/08 12:13 PM
My son has always had a good sense of humor. In fact, my favorite video of him ever was taken when he was about four months old, laughing hysterically as I played, "Peek-a-boo" with him. Thankfully, the clip is not marred by my appearance, so it's really just a very cute … (25 comments)
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funny: Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay - 04/28/08 11:59 AM
Kal Penn and John Cho are back. I love these guys. When I worked at KOSI 101 here in Denver I'd get all kinds of interview opportunities, but many of them weren't suitable to air between Michael Bolton and Amy Grant, so while Cher crooned her love pains, I recorded interviews … (2 comments)
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funny: Kids say the darndest things..... - 04/27/08 09:00 AM
I was always a big fan of the television show, Kids say the darnedest things. But it wasn't until I had children of my own that I realized just how true it was.
A few days ago my kids had one of those "moments"....
As I met my 3 and 6 year old boys … (7 comments)
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funny: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, POETS... - 04/25/08 03:11 PM
After a long week how many of you try to finish early on a Friday?
Us Brits do it if we can and that's why we call this day POETS!
Believe me it's not 'funny Brit talk' it's just 'our way.
POETS is Friday otherwise known as P*ss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday.
Are there any … (1 comments)
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funny: A FRIDAY MORNING FUNNY!! - 04/25/08 07:36 AM
My husband just copied me on this email (source unknown) - hope it helps to start your weekend off with a laugh as you plan for your successful open houses and write lots of contracts!
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.' The fence … (3 comments)
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funny: I choose to be a tigger, Watch this, Please. - 04/22/08 03:54 PM
I choose to be Tigger, please watch this.
It seems there are alot of posts regarding the market or economy with an overall negativity.
It's so easy to be negative or to feel alone when things aren't going in the direction we would like, but choose to change your outlook... Thank … (2 comments)
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funny: Ice Cream Social-Share Your Funny True Story, Here is Mine - 04/16/08 09:27 PM
Several years ago I had to go serve a 3 Day Notice to Pay Rent or Quit to a tenant in a pretty bad neighborhood. The property was very small and had a chain link fence completely around it. As I got out of my car I noted that a large … (11 comments)
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funny: How To Get Top Dollar In Any Market - 04/14/08 03:28 PM
Don't let that buyer get away. The best chance for selling your property is within the first seven weeks. Studies show that the longer a property stays on the market, the less the seller will net.
Listed below are the five main factors to accomplishing this goal.
1. Pricing Factor
It is very important … (5 comments)
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funny: Don't Get Jerked Around by Oklahoma Real Estate Issues - 04/14/08 03:09 PM
It may be difficult to know when to hold on and when to let go. Know your options. … (1 comments)
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funny: It's Gonna Be Ugly Come This November - 04/11/08 07:43 PM
I received this through my
e-mail today. Thought it was pretty funny. Hope you
all get a laugh out of it too.
It's gonna be ugly come
November ...
… (11 comments)
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funny: Am I the only one wondering about this stuff? - 04/07/08 11:55 PM
While I was quietly lamenting the fact that I had just purchased $118.00 worth of groceries that I probably could have carried out of the store with my hands if I were feeling ambitious, I had a few thoughts that I wanted to share. Additionally, I have a few questions.
Could someone … (54 comments)
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funny: President in 2008 - today's funny - 04/05/08 11:38 AM
I thought that we all could use a little humor in light of all the issues that have transpired during this election year. It seems that they have figured out how to turn it into a circus. For those of you that know me, you know that I am not a … (43 comments)
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funny: Holy Humor (Friday Funny) - 04/04/08 02:55 PM
HOLY HUMOR
Good thoughts for the day!
1. There was a church that had problems with outsiders parking in its parking lots, so they put up a sign: CHURCH CAR PARK - FOR MEMBERS ONLY Trespassers will be baptized! 2. "No God - No Peace. Know God - Know Peace." … (23 comments)
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funny: Tired of Gas prices up the Wazzoo, Invest in a COWasaki! - 04/04/08 02:43 PM
Boy it seems that every day we have to stop by the money sucking gas stations that just seem to be giving you less and less for your money. Just the other day i put 15 bucks into my car and what do you know, the needle only moves up 1/4th. … (3 comments)
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funny: Subprime meltdow explained, Have we learned our lesson? - 04/04/08 10:25 AM
Sometimes you just need a little laugh. I was forwarded a link to this video that is very funny & unfortunatly true. Except for the references to an "unemployed black man." I think if you were to look at the stats you would find the subprime meltdown knew no ethnic lines. … (4 comments)
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funny: Funnies Recap: version 4.3 - 04/03/08 11:20 AM
I know that I did not do this last week and I apologize as I know that some of you look forward to this post. So, I thought that I would make sure that I revisited it today. I have to thank Rich Dansereau though as he constantly is sending me … (4 comments)
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funny: STOP WATCHING THE NEGATIVE NEWS PROGRAMS. REAL ESTATE IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE BEST INVESTMENT IN THE WORLD - 04/02/08 10:46 PM
DO NOT WATCH THE NEWS!!!!!!! IT IS ALL NEGATIVE. WHO NEEDS THEM? YOU PERSONALLY KNOW YOUR MARKET, NOT THE NATIONAL NEWS PROGRAMS. THEY ARE JUST SELLING THEIR CRAP TO ENTICE VIEWERS. IN MY OPINION THE ARE SELLING OUT OUR GREAT COUNTRY FOR RATINGS. IF THERE IS A PROBLEM THEY ARE CAUSING … (0 comments)
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funny: Policemen - today's funny - 04/02/08 10:57 AM
It is hump day and I figure that we all could use a good laugh. It has been a couple of months since i have been able to put together some jokes that are worth making people laugh. With that said, I would like to share two different ones with you … (21 comments)
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funny: Do You Have a Tired Evaporative Cooler? - 04/01/08 01:06 PM
Sometimes during a home inspection I see things that just make me laugh. I came across this and just had to share it with everyone. I guess the evaporative cooler was overworked and underpaid and just had to sit down and take a rest. We all need that every once in a while, right?
… (14 comments)
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funny: Retorts to a Non-Pet Owner - 03/31/08 01:47 PM
Ever have a non-animal owner give you these odd looks, while at your house, when a little hair shows up on their clothes, or when a nudge from your dog leaves a stain?
Well, here are some come backs to say to your non-pet owners who visit and … (19 comments)
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funny: The Fabulous Palm Springs Follies - 03/29/08 12:00 PM
The Fabulous Palm Springs Follies- my Review
Mark Hawley, 2008
Well, it was a late night last night getting home from the show of shows here in the Valley. Of course I am referring to the Fabulous Palm Springs Follies.
This year's show "Tin Pan Alley" was mesmerizing, colorful and as always entertaining … (10 comments)
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funny: Why Fire Trucks are red... - 03/28/08 06:52 PM
Ever wonder why Fire Trucks get painted red?
Here's a funny answer I just came across... (Follow the silly logic.)
Fire Trucks have 4 wheels and 8 men.
4+8=12
There are 12 inches in a ruler.
The Ruler of England was Queen Elizabeth.
The Queen Elizabeth was a ship on the Atlantic Ocean.
Oceans have fish.
Fish have fins.
The Finns fought … (8 comments)
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funny: Do you have BLOGOHOLISM? - 03/28/08 05:30 AM
Five years ago or even three years ago most of us did not even know the word BLOG and now most of us brand the names of Blogoholic, blogoholism or blogger. This blog definition might explain it best. = A frequent, chronological publication of personal thoughts and Web links. A blog is often … (28 comments)
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funny: Funny Hahaahaa Raiser! - 03/25/08 09:57 PM
Every Nations Funny-Raiser is just around the corner! Guaranteed laughs for anyone who attends. This year there will be a comedy concert for the second half and it will have you in stitches. If you need a night out and want to support a great ministry this is your chance! The night of fun will take … (4 comments)
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funny: How Smart Are You?? - 03/21/08 01:22 PM
How Smart Are You?
Answer the following questions and see how well you do. The answers to the questions are at the end. Now no cheating now.
Questions:1. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it?2. A child is born in … (14 comments)
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funny: A Prayer for Women - 03/21/08 01:09 PM
Here's a cute little prayer I found that I wanted to share. I'm sure all of the women will understand it and it kind of says it all.
… (10 comments)
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funny: Skunk Season On Texas Highways - 03/20/08 10:53 PM
If you drive much on Texas Highways in the spring you will soon discover that those black and white fur balls on the road are obstacles to be avoided. We drive a good distance to town each moring and one day last week I counted at least 7 of the little … (13 comments)
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funny: Funnies Recap: version 3.20 - 03/20/08 08:40 AM
In today's times, we need to be able to laugh. I have found 7 different members that over the last week, they attempted that very thing. Some of these will just make you roll on the floor and laugh out loud. All of them are funny in there own way.
I appreciate … (4 comments)
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funny: Baseballs on Steroids (today's funny) - 03/19/08 01:50 PM
It never fails that there is one player in every group that thinks that he has to have the upper hand. Problem is, at what cost did that upper hand come at.
Today I received a YouTube video from my good friend Linda Futral from ActiveRain. After I saw the video, … (16 comments)
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funny: Another episode of "Those Wacky Crouches"! - 03/18/08 08:53 PM
This past Sunday, after church, I was talking with a friend of mine for awhile, and my wife and kids were at the church playground. My wife later related a brief story to me that I thought was hysterical and I wanted to share it here.
My son, who is barely nine, is a … (34 comments)
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funny: This is Hilarious- I can definately Understand - 03/17/08 09:54 PM
This is hilarious- I think most can appreciate this post! I shed a tear or two because I was laughing so hard. This is the true definition of dedication. I might start to employ some of the tactics used. I believe if we could promote our listings we might have … (7 comments)
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funny: Dicks Coming Soon - 03/16/08 01:36 PM
Baton Rouge is just exploding with new construction. The Mall of Louisiana area is undergoing more growth as the land surrounding it and even some of the parking lot is being built up. I suspect that the GoZone tax advantages might have something to do with the growth.
As I was … (2 comments)
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funny: Funny Recap: Version 3.13 - 03/13/08 10:44 AM
Wow, you people are really funny. I have gone through so many post today that my gut is hurting from laughing so much today. If you want to laugh, today is definitely the day to do that. I have found some new faces adding humor, laughter, and gut busting jokes.
Just … (9 comments)
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funny: Some Funny Videos For Your Amusement! - 03/12/08 02:10 PM
I know as agents, loan officers, etc that we all need a break from time to time so I thought I would throw together some funny videos for all to see. A laugh a day keeps a heart attack away!
#1. Politically Incorrect Sign
Politically Incorrect Sign
#2 Bad Landing?
German … (4 comments)
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funny: JUST A FUNNY FORWARD... - 03/11/08 06:14 PM
In keeping with my promise to add some giggles to this thing, here's a forward I got my friend in San Antonio: ***There are a few cuss words and innuendos in here - you've been warned***What's the best form of birth control after 50?NudityWhat's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?45 lbs.What's … (4 comments)
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funny: Beware of buried axels…a showing tip that may save lives - 03/09/08 08:58 PM
Awhile ago now, when I was first getting into the business, I showed a property that had a decent amount of acreage to an investor. When we went inside, it looked like the showroom for Winchester. Literally, there was no area in the house that didn't have a firearm within an … (14 comments)
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funny: A funny part to a boring closing… - 03/09/08 07:31 PM
I had an assistant who used to chew on toothpicks. We were sitting at a closing table and he appeared to be totally bored, and justifiably so. We had been sitting for 30 minutes waiting on the closing agent to finish assembling the package only to find out the HUD-1 was … (2 comments)
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funny: Is it going to kill me? - 03/07/08 04:27 PM
I did an inspection for first time home buyers who really didn't have a clue.
The first thing I found wrong were the fans were not grounded. I explain that you could get a shock under the right circumstances. He asked "Is it going to kill me?" I said I don't know. … (4 comments)
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funny: Funnies recap: version 3.6 - 03/06/08 02:24 PM
What a day. where does the time go when you are having fun. And ActiveRain being down all morning did not help. So, I have 3 blogs to get out today and it is not going to be easy.
Last week I missed the recap because I wrote my 300th post … (6 comments)
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funny: Inconvenient temperature taking. - 03/05/08 09:28 PM
Now of course the big thing is - if you believe Al Gore and I know fewer people by the day are going down that particular road - is that world temperatures and US temperatures have been rising.
In order to establish this, you have to take temperature. (Yes I know that … (14 comments)
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funny: Horseback Riding 101 . . . . . (Today's funny) - 03/05/08 12:43 PM
A pretty blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs … (16 comments)
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funny: I need a Sign (today's funny) - 03/04/08 03:42 PM
So, I was out surfing the net and came across a ton of funny signs. I really wonder who writes these. And I want to know what town they are in so I can stay away from it. I enlarged these pictures to the best of my ability and I hope … (49 comments)
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funny: You HAVE to Laugh At This One . . . . - 03/04/08 12:04 PM
Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking . . . "Surely, I cannot look that old?" The following did not happen to me, but I think you will enjoy this short story . . .
While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room … (13 comments)
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funny: Bubblegum can hurt - 03/03/08 08:39 PM
Ever wonder why your parents would always tell you to never swallow your bubble gum?!? Here's a room full of women (and men?) showing what happens when you swallow your bubble gum. :-) Maybe it wouldn't be so "painful" if they didn't also eat a bunch of beans.
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Edited to correct the gender … (6 comments)
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funny: Giant shoe attacks New York Times front page - 02/28/08 02:14 PM
Crazyfunny picture on the front page of today's NY Times. For some reason they decided that rather than showing Ben Bernanke testifying before Congress, they'd show a giant foot of the guy next to him.
… (2 comments)
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funny: Interesting T-Shirt Sayings - 02/28/08 01:31 PM
Every summer, a Washington post columnist writes a column on interesting T-shirts seen at an Ocean City, MD beach. Here are some of them:
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in.
On the front - 60 is not old.On the back - For a tree.
I'm still hot. It just comes in … (22 comments)
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funny: Great Quotes by Great Ladies! - 02/27/08 08:22 AM
Here are some great quotes by great ladies, some of whom you will recognize:
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened!Cara Harvey Armstrong
The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70.Helen Hayes (at 73)
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think … (15 comments)
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funny: Our Visit to IKEA Yesterday - 02/27/08 12:31 AM
While we were out and about enjoying some phenomenal weather yesterday, my wife mentioned that she would like to check out the new IKEA store in Round Rock. I had been there once, and I cringed inwardly a little bit, because I was familiar with the layout there. However, they do … (24 comments)
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funny: Ralph Nader What? - 02/26/08 09:18 PM
When My wife and I first got married we didn't have much and like a lot of young couples struggled, cut coupons, and did whatever to get by. At that time Ralph Nader was just getting to be a hot item and was the consummate "Consumer Advocate." And... young couples trying … (25 comments)
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funny: The Phaomnneil Pweor of the Hmuan Mnid - 02/26/08 02:04 PM
I think you'll get a kick out of this one:
The Phaomnneil Pweor of the Hmuan Mnid
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and last ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The … (10 comments)
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funny: Veterinarian - Things that make you laugh. - 02/26/08 12:58 PM
OK, I have fallen down on my civic duties so I thought that I would put together a few jokes from my collection to lighten the mood. With all that has been going on I have neglected this side of my post.
So, I hope that this can get a smile … (35 comments)
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funny: Best Excuses For Sleeping At Your Desk - 02/25/08 06:28 AM
Best Excuses if you get caught sleeping at your desk...."They told me at the blood bank this might happen.""This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.""Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper. " "I wasn't … (21 comments)
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funny: Asking For A Raise In Commission - 02/24/08 08:41 AM
A Real Estate Agent approaches his broker and says "I have to have a raise in my commission rate. I have 3 other companies after me."
"Is that so" said the broker. "And just which 3 companies are after you?"
"The electric company, the phone company, and the gas company."
… (12 comments)
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funny: Notes Found On My Kids Report Cards - 02/22/08 06:24 PM
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to … (4 comments)
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funny: Friday Funnies - have you had days like this? - 02/22/08 12:33 PM
I thought this would be a perfect ending to a week. Some of you may have experienced some frustrations that are illustrated below. Working at my computer all day sometimes makes me feel like this!!!
I hope this covers them all :)
Happy Friday!!!!!!!
Erika
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funny: Funnies Recap: version 2.21 - 02/21/08 12:34 PM
As each week, I go out seeking who is funny on ActiveRain. It does not take long to find things to laugh out around here. This week is no different. There is some new talent on here and some that I have featured before. All in all, you are sure to … (11 comments)
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funny: Environmental impasse! This is a good one! - 02/21/08 09:00 AM
This could be my favorite environmental story ever! Two neighbors are going at it - in California of course - and the question they need resolving is quite frankly, who is more environmentally friendly!
You see a man has now asked prosecutors to file charges against his neighbors because their towering redwoods … (13 comments)
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funny: Why do I have so much trouble with song lyrics? More about my "lazy ear syndrome" - 02/20/08 09:51 AM
I was 9 years old when I started listening to the Beatles. My mom bought me some of their albums, and others I purchased with lawn-mowing money. I would study the lyrics as I played the records over and over again, since precision was important to me for some reason. Even … (28 comments)
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funny: There's Still Hope For Us. - 02/19/08 12:53 PM
The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)WASHINGTON , DCMay 2nd, 2009After relentless hours in her first 100 days working on the economy, President Hillary Clinton and the Democratic Congress are considering sweeping legislation which will provide new benefits for many Americans.The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as … (7 comments)
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funny: "Mr. / Mrs. Seller - you might just want to remove that..." - 02/18/08 11:38 AM
WEB CAM THAT IS OVER THE MASTER BED!!! I kid you not, just when I thought I was getting closer and closer to seeing it all, I showed a home this weekend that had a web cam mounted above the headboard in the Master suite ... not in a child's room or … (44 comments)
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funny: Funny "Confessional" - Road Rage - 02/17/08 04:07 PM
A christian radio station in the far-northern US has a "Call-in Confessional" show. One man called in and said that he was driving his wife's car to work. All of a sudden, a car behind him started laying on the horn. He looked back, and the guy just kept honking. The guy kept getting angrier and … (2 comments)
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funny: Someday, I will look back on all of this and laugh. On second thought, why not just laugh now? - 02/17/08 03:35 PM
My children continue to amaze me every day with their intelligence and humor. I wanted to share a few recent things that occurred in my house that made me realize that my kids are both witty and smart.
We had lunch today after church at Serrano's, which is a Mexican restaurant which … (38 comments)
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funny: Subprime Explained - 02/16/08 02:53 PM
Here is the best explanation I've seen on the Sub-Prime mortgage mess.
It is VERY FUNNY, but contains a few "Adult" words.
| View | Upload your own … (3 comments)
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funny: Funnies Recap version 2.14 - 02/14/08 08:18 AM
First off, let me wish all a . I hope that you have a day full of and find with that someone special. This weeks edition of the funnies has to be one of the best yet. I am continuing to find new ones weekly, so keep those jokes, funnies, and … (14 comments)
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funny: I figured I would end the day with a smile - 02/13/08 05:07 PM
I man wakes up in the morning and on the side of his bed is a note saying I love you. He then smells fresh coffee, his head is hurting and he has a black eye. He stumbles to the kitchen and sees his son at the table, he asked what … (0 comments)
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funny: What if I Ran My Business Like Those Guys Do? - 02/13/08 11:34 AM
I have read many marketing books and attended several seminars over the years, and I have heard many times that it is a great idea to draw ideas from other unrelated industries. As an example, most people know that Ray Kroc made McDonald's huge by making things uniform in all of … (74 comments)
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funny: Marriage: What is it all About (today's funny) - 02/12/08 07:22 AM
All my friends here have ben all over me recently because I have not been sharing any jokes with anyone lately. So, I decided that every Tuesday, I would do at least one for everyone to enjoy. Now I am sure that I will put out a few more than that, … (17 comments)
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funny: Here's proof that EVERYONE wants to move to Collingwood, ON! - 02/11/08 04:01 PM
What Is Soft, White, Elliptical and Comes In A Pair? You have got to read this to find out. … (0 comments)
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funny: My Two Daughters - 02/10/08 10:44 PM
I love the fact that I am able to spend so much time with my kids. Since I work from home most days, I get to see them far more often than most of my friends do. Our toddler is changing quickly from a baby to a little girl, and my … (26 comments)
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funny: Take me out to the Ball Game - Baseball Jokes & Humor - 02/09/08 10:51 AM
So, I have fallen off a bit on making people laugh and I got called on it today. Well, not just today. I have been called on it a few times. I have just been so busy that I have not had time to do anything about it. And, since Football … (27 comments)
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funny: Funny Recap: Version 2.7 - 02/07/08 12:56 PM
Today, I figured that I would do this a little different. With that said, it took me a little longer to put this together. I truly hope that all of you find some joy in these post. I know I did.
Also, click on the pictures for a treat. And remember … (8 comments)
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funny: Don't mess with Texas - 02/07/08 12:16 PM
Turn up your sound and click on the link below. This accident happened in the Dallas-Ft. Worth area and you have to listen to it. It is a phone call from a man who witnesses a car accident involving four elderly women. It was so popular when they played it on CHUM FM that … (0 comments)
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funny: Okay, now it's funny! - 02/06/08 04:53 PM
So I'm watching that CNBC thing again yesterday to pass time while my poor wife is getting something 12 units of blood, because she ran out of it. I think they were having a special on blood or something.
They were showing this little thing on the screen that said something like … (2 comments)
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funny: A Women's Perfect Breakfast - 02/06/08 01:36 PM
A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. … (14 comments)
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funny: future success - 02/06/08 12:00 AM
After needing some inspiration I decided, as usual, to try and find some quotes by famous folks that are leaving or have left their mark on this world. After gaining some much needed inspiration I came to many conclusions and a much needed level of self awareness. I think it's easy … (2 comments)
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funny: Has The Real Estate Market Gone Mad? - 02/03/08 12:21 PM
It's important to keep up on your real estate reading in this market. This month's issue of real estate's most prolific magazine should provide some chicken soup for the weary soul. The article on Dave Liniger's favorite tequila is especially enlightening and uplifting. I passed out before I got to the … (3 comments)
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funny: Jekyll and Hyde Real Estate - 02/03/08 11:27 AM
It is pretty hard to sell to a salesman. At least I have always felt that it is. Sometimes I just have to bite my tongue to keep from blurting out "GO AWAY!!" to those individuals that just don't get it. IE ..The deal is not gonna work, it will never … (9 comments)
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funny: A dirty joke or a good laugh? - 02/02/08 07:26 PM
Prank 1... An old classic.
Place cling film (plastic wrap) across the toilet bowl and lower the seat.
Prank 2...
Add a thin layer of Vaseline to the toilet seat. Your victim won't know what it is.
Prank 3...
Wait until you're sure the toilet will remain unused for … (3 comments)
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funny: I Want to Sell Your House - 02/02/08 07:15 PM
It was amazing how the public responded to our first single, "I Want to Sell Your House". I really thought at that point my concept of the real estate team/recording artist would take off. As you can probably tell (far left), my head was getting just a little bigger than the … (2 comments)
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funny: Can Active Rain help With the Flu? - 02/02/08 06:24 PM
Seems like a nasty little bug found his way into our twin cities this week . Normally life would have gone on as normal for myself. You see I can honestly say I haven't missed but maybe 10 total days of work in my entire career , due to illness. Well … (10 comments)
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funny: Happy Friday...Have A Smile On Me and Enjoy the Weekend! This is Funny! - 02/01/08 09:19 PM
So its Friday night and I needed a dose of some good ol' laugh medicine to gear me up for the weekend. So my daughter suggested this one (Thanks Bre!) So here is to everyone who wished they could dance, I'd love just 10% of this guy's dancing ability. Enjoy The … (1 comments)
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funny: Friday Funny - 02/01/08 08:41 PM
THIS IS PRICELESS!!! This could happen to you. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?' I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, 'Doin' … (8 comments)
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funny: Funnies recap-version 1.31 - 01/31/08 06:22 AM
This weeks edition is just as funny as any edition that I have done. There is a combination of jokes, funny videos, and real life humor. This is something to make you laugh or at least smile. I hope that you find at least one that will help you to do … (16 comments)
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