Real estate blog entries tagged with funny stories

Blog entries tagged with "funny stories":

funny stories: There Is No Place Like Home - 10/18/08 07:14 PM

Today has been a very interesting day to say the least and I can honestly say like Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz "There's no place like home". I am so happy to be home, but it seems like everything is just not going to well today. We flew in last night … (10 comments)

funny stories: Knowing when to let go! Adult content! - 10/15/08 05:44 PM

There I was 'Joe Kool'
water skiing
and looking
~
Oh So COOL!

Yeah Baby! Check me out Ladies!
Oops!

Not to worry folks, I think I can get back on my feet.

Maybe?!?

Warning! … (25 comments)

funny stories: 7 Places to find your next blog topic - 10/09/08 09:46 AM

I've discovered blogging is a strange and funny thing. But I do love it!
When I think about blogging it reminds me how I got into this medium of sharing my thoughts and ideas. The blogging bug bit me when I created a family website for my upcoming wedding 3 years … (27 comments)

funny stories: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THESE BUYERS DID IN MY CAR! - 09/18/08 07:10 AM

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funny stories: Austin's Great Adventure! - 09/10/08 08:49 PM

So those of us with children all have those favorite moments with our kids as they are growing up...some of them may not be happy memories, but they are still remarkable in there own way.I have a story to tell about my son, Austin, when he was in Kindergarten. He was 6 … (6 comments)

funny stories: For Sale By Owners - 05/16/08 12:01 AM

There is an amazing amount of knowledge here at ActiveRain. What do you think about starting a running blog on what works and what does not when it come to FSBO's? There has got to be a million stories on the crazy things that unexpectedly happen right in the middle of … (6 comments)

funny stories: Gone With The Wind! ~ A Funny Real Estate Story - 04/25/08 08:17 AM

About 10 or 11 years ago when I first started selling real estate in Granbury, Texas and when I still had that, "I can do anything by myself....I don't need any help from anybody" mentality, I had a fight with a commercial for sale sign and lost.
Here's how it went down:
I had just … (10 comments)

funny stories: Funny Stories - 01/26/08 10:43 PM

Yesterday I took a course and some of the attendees had some funny stories I thought I would share a couple of them while I still remember them.
The first one goes like this: The agent went to give her market analysis to the owner. He said that the 2-Family was worth … (5 comments)

funny stories: Strange but true RE stories - 09/20/07 09:27 PM

Ok, it doesn't take long to get some great and scary stories in this business. I've got some good ones like the client who showed up at her inspection, borrowed an extra crawl suit from the inspector and went under the house to see what's what. She then went home to … (1 comments)

funny stories: The Teenager Who Never Woke Up and Other Wacky Stories - 07/31/07 10:14 PM

I'm sure that many agents have stories about awkward times when out with buyers because, no matter how careful you are, somebody in the house you're planning to show occasionally does not get the message that you are going out there. One of my oddest was the teenager who never woke … (8 comments)

funny stories: That reminds me of a particular time when...... - 06/29/07 11:41 AM

Well I just read a blog about someone in an office that was flashing her new boobs to the staff and so on and that reminded me of a funny situation that came about 2 weeks ago! I had met my buyers at my office one Saturday to get the details of their wish … (1 comments)

funny stories: Hi Guys What a Day, and a new Blog to Post your Funny Real Estate Stories... - 05/30/07 04:20 PM

Hi everyone, What a fine day it has been here in Thermopolis. Just a flurry of activity, some of it great, some it not so great, but funny to watch from my side. anyhow...... So here is a good story from today..... over the weekend one of our buyers wanted to … (4 comments)

funny stories: That's a new one! When the listing agent has not returned your call.... - 05/18/07 09:50 AM

Keep in mind-this is a true story and not a joke!
I was making some showing appointments for this Sunday for my buyers who have been eager to move forward and jump into home ownership. I discussed with buyers which homes to zoom in on so we can co-ordinate the showing times. … (3 comments)

funny stories: Fill out the application............PLEASE!!!!!! - 03/29/07 03:43 PM

One of the most frustrating things to me besides not returning calls, is filling out applications. You get a lead from a realtor, friend, or coworker. You ask them to either go to a website, follow a link, return an email or meet you for coffee to fill out an … (0 comments)

funny stories: Smart Alek Kids - 01/10/07 01:28 AM

An 8 year-old and 6 year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 8 year-old. " I think it's about time we started cussing."
The 6 Year-old nods his head in approval. The 8 year-old continues, When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you … (5 comments)

funny stories: Now THAT, My friends, is a Poker Player! - 01/10/07 01:22 AM

Great Customer Emailed this to me, This one is a little X rated so if it offends please do not read. But Oh what a punch line...... Read on if you will......
Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under … (3 comments)

funny stories: LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK A MEXICAN GRANDMA A QUESTION IF THEY AREN'T PREPARED FOR THE ANSWER. - 01/10/07 01:09 AM

Hilarious Story from a Client of Mine...... Hang onto your hats.....
LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK A MEXICAN GRANDMA A QUESTION IF THEY AREN'T PREPARED FOR THE ANSWER.
IN A TRIAL, IN A SMALL TOWN in TEXAS, A PROSECUTING ATTORNEY CALLED HIS FIRST WITNESS, A MEXICAN GRANDMOTHER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN TO THE STAND.
HE APPROACHED … (5 comments)

funny stories: Men Are Just Happier People - 01/10/07 12:58 AM

Such a simple philosophy and way of life!!Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can … (12 comments)

funny stories: Rye Bread Health Benefits Must Read - 01/08/07 01:27 PM

Rye BreadTwo old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park Bench one morning.The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so … (5 comments)

funny stories: Great Political Humor ( Safe to read neither Rep or Dem ) - 01/07/07 12:13 PM

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, … (1 comments)

funny stories: Great New Years Eve and Day Joke for The Drinkers Happy New Year ! - 12/31/06 11:45 PM

Subject: What would you do ??
         What would you do in this life threatening situation ?
           You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
           On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling as the same speed
           as you. * Directly … (5 comments)

funny stories: Must Read Really Funny Story About Billy Graham and his Chauffer - 12/28/06 01:42 PM

Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and when his plane arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver. "You know" he said, "I am 87 years old … (10 comments)

funny stories: PICTURE OF THE YEAR ! - 12/26/06 11:10 PM

I recently received this from a client I sold a home to. I could not resist and had to post it.
From the look on the dog's face, he's really into saying his prayers.
Amongst all of the junk we get over the Internet, occasionally we get something like this.
It was … (8 comments)

funny stories: Funniest Real Estate Story Blog - 12/02/06 08:44 PM

Hello all we can not be all work and no play. So I am starting this Blog and invite you to participate. Come on comment and let us know you funniest Real Estate Story, For that matter Lender, Title or any other Real Estate Story or Situation that happened to you … (4 comments)