funny: Why did the Realtor cross the road? - 11/17/08 10:48 PM
A young broker had just started his own real estate office. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the broker picked up the phone and started to pretend he had … (12 comments)
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funny: Not Politically correct, but it still is funny. - 11/17/08 10:34 PM
Broker, to four of his agents: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go."Black Agent: "I'm a protected minority."Female Agent: "And I'm a woman."Oldest Agent: "Fire me, buster, and I'll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin."...To which … (3 comments)
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funny: Ok if you don't think this is funny, Tell me why. You have to watch this video. I have never seen anything this funny EVER!!! - 11/17/08 10:07 PM
Look the political season is over for now and somebodys guy won or lost. Now we need to laugh again.
Ok so I was on Youtube and I found this video of Howard Stern's show interviewing some supporters of Obama in Harlem. There is nothing dirty whatsoever in this video, but … (7 comments)
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funny: Why was the Real Estate Agent in such HIGH Demand? - 11/16/08 03:17 PM
Today is Sunday, need to keep it light hearted so here you go.
"I have to have a raise in my commission," the agent said to his manager. "There are three other companies after me.""Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?""The electric company, the telephone company, … (6 comments)
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funny: Letters to a landlord, apparently these are actual letters (Way too funny) - 11/15/08 08:48 PM
I did not make this stuff up: (I apologize in advance if this comes across as offensive, these were actual letters)
Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. I want some repairs done to my stove as it … (9 comments)
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funny: Something that will make you laugh or CRY. (And for a little reverse psychology, do not comment of this post. I would hate to get over a 100 comments) - 11/15/08 06:06 PM
Have you ever had a client that you were showing houses and it ended up being one of the worst experiences ever? Well this story I am about to tell you could have been an episode of The Office (the best show ever by the way).
Not to long ago I … (7 comments)
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funny: And Now For Something Completey Different! - 11/15/08 09:28 AM
Every so often we need not take ourselves so seriously! It is
time to step back and have a good laugh and forget about business for a few good
moments! A friend of ours sent this to us and we had such a great time
with this we thought it … (22 comments)
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funny: Can You Believe These Headlines?? - 11/12/08 10:20 AM
The following are actual headlines from actual news stories in different newspapers around the country. The words in bold are the actual headlines and the italics are my comments. Enjoy!
Alton attorney accidentally sues himselfWhat goes around, comes around!
County to pay $250,000 to advertise lack of fundsYep, that's our … (24 comments)
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funny: Nobody Seems to Understand (Today's Funny) - 11/11/08 10:57 AM
I thought this was a cute funny to share with everyone.
An attorney asked: "May I help you?"
The cowboy said: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's."
The attorney replied: "Well, do you have any grounds?"
Cowboy: "Yea, I got about 140 acres."
Attorney: "No, you … (14 comments)
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funny: Entry 7: A Slumlord’s Lexicon - 11/10/08 06:24 PM
Think of this as the least politically correct (and worst organized) dictionary you’ll ever read.
* Redneck: noun: A White person who either: 1. lives in a trailer,
2. Never graduated middle school,
3. Drives a 1983 Camaro with vertically-opening doors, or
4. Can’t define the term “conservative” but embodies it … (19 comments)
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funny: Everyone Needs a laugh part 4 - 11/05/08 08:05 AM
Well,
Here's a few more pictures to help you make it through the day with a good laugh. I'm sure you know of someone that tends to remind you or look just like an animal or something else, where every time you look at them, that image comes into your mind.
… (0 comments)
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funny: All I want to do is sell some houses.... - 11/04/08 09:30 AM
Will it be over tomorrow, or will it drag on for another day, month or even year! Let's hope not. I don't think I can take any more "who's it gonna be". A year ago I convinced myself that if we could just get the election over things would settle down … (7 comments)
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funny: Crazy Horse Laws - 11/03/08 04:01 PM
Here are some crazy horse laws. No one has any idea how these got there and no living soul has a recollection of anyone arrested under them. Happy reading.
In Pattonsburg, Missouri, according to the Revised Ordinances dated 1884: "No person shall yell, shout, bawl, scream, use profane language, dance, sing, whoop, … (35 comments)
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funny: For Halloween: The Top 25 Funniest Google Ads Ever!! - 10/31/08 04:36 PM
What can you learn from these ads??
Don’t ever set your ads to auto-generate
Don’t use novelty titles/descriptions. They may help your click through rate, but won’t improve conversions. Translation: you lose money.
There is such a thing as brand destruction.
Enjoy!
Originally posted on my blog here:
Top … (14 comments)
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funny: Will there be another Halloween....scary thoughts from beyond..... - 10/31/08 08:40 AM
Well it's official, I've made it to my 6th year in real estate. YEA, YIPPEEE...!!!! Funny thing is I told myself when I started I would "try" it for a year and if it didn't work then I'd move on. Well it worked and I loved it. But I was naive. … (8 comments)
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funny: YOU'VE BEEN MOONED! Don't view this if you are easily offended! - 10/29/08 10:23 AM
Need I say more?
… (9 comments)
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funny: Scrubbing Bubbles - 10/29/08 09:25 AM
So I'm cooking breakfast this morning and my mind is wondering through my day and in the background I hear the commercial for Scrubbing Bubbles. Now after 24/7 politics on my tv the immediate connection came....redistribution of wealth and scrubbing bubbles....I'll work hard so you don't have tooooo!!!!
… (0 comments)
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funny: Now This Is Funny! - 10/27/08 01:06 PM
I am trying to do videos and I am having trouble getting it all right and it is so funny I thought I would share it with you....go to http://www.youtube.com/user/ginnylee7
If you know how to help me I would greatly appreciate any and all help....Thanks!
I know some of the videos … (9 comments)
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funny: Hiring The Wrong Dude... - 10/25/08 07:55 PM
I may be wrong, but ya probably do not want to hire any of these guys to work on your investment property...
I be Joe Lane, the co-owner of The Lane Real Estate Team. The other owner, my beloved wife Colleen, wants nothing to do with the property management side … (6 comments)
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funny: Sexist Sales Approach! - 10/25/08 12:38 PM
Ladies, have you ever been honey, baby, sweetied to death during a sales presentation?
The last time you bought a car, did you hear ...
"Honey, when will your husband be here to make a decision?"
"Baby, who will be paying for this for you?"
"Sweetie, what color would you like? … (26 comments)
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funny: Turkey Recipes - 10/25/08 10:35 AM
Turkey Recipe
Great turkey recipe - even for people who can’t cook!!!
Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that.
When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when … (3 comments)
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funny: A Political Funny Everyone Will Enjoy!! - 10/24/08 07:38 AM
Someone just sent me this political funny and I thought I would share it with everyone. By this time, I think we all can take a break from the political campaigns and use a good laugh. Enjoy!
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit … (16 comments)
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funny: One Picture, Every Day, 17 Years - 10/22/08 06:37 AM
This fellow took a picture of himself every day for 17 years. Check it out:
•:*¨¨*:• Joe & Colleen Lane •:*¨¨*:•
Our ActiveRain Blog / Our Localism Blog
Colleen is the Realtor® that makes things move in The Lane Real Estate Team, while Joe (that's me) is the dude that … (10 comments)
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funny: Mutton Chops and VPL's REALTORS Beware!!! - 10/20/08 02:36 PM
Here in the south we have some interesting characters..sometimes too interesting. When I was at a local REALTOR function recently I saw some things that blatantly have to go! The way we dress is one thing. I"ve blogged before about unscrupulous hairdos for professionals. But what about vacuum packed pants and … (4 comments)
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funny: Funny Real Estate Commercials & Videos - 10/19/08 10:00 PM
Do ya have a few minutes to kill? Of course not, enter me to mess up your routine with these funny real estate commercial & video picks:
•:*¨¨*:• Joe & Colleen Lane •:*¨¨*:•
Our ActiveRain Blog / Our Localism Blog
Colleen is the Realtor® that makes … (26 comments)
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funny: What Is The Funniest Post You Have Written On Active Rain? - 10/18/08 09:38 PM
Humor on Active Rain
What
is the funniest post you have written on Active Rain?
We
have all heard that laughter is the best medicine and sometimes
getting a good laugh from a funny post just makes your day go
better!
There
are some amazingly witty members here … (32 comments)
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funny: Lehman Brothers (funny) - 10/17/08 10:00 AM
I was browsing the 'Youtubes' and I found this great video about a former Lehman Brothers employee who had to make some 'accomidations' after getting laid off...best line of the whole thing? I guess I will work at Starbucks, ya know, make a few extra hundred thousand dollars, to get by. … (2 comments)
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funny: And I almost missed it... - 10/15/08 08:20 PM
I belong to my local TEAM Referral Networking Group the West Covina Chapter (Together Everyone Achieves More), I'm actually the President Elect and will take office at the end of this month, but back to the story.
I did a quick search to find my chapter on-line to get an e-mail … (5 comments)
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funny: I'm Running for President and Need Points! See my News Coverage NOW! - 10/15/08 11:31 AM
Ok I admit I don't like either candidate. But as a Realtor I feel I have the answers. Check out this spot on our local station which highlights my official entrance into the race for President! Respond back with your vote and lets get the grassroots thing going!
News 3 Greenville, … (11 comments)
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funny: Presenting: The Worst Loan Officer in the World! - 10/15/08 09:46 AM
The Worst Loan officer in the World
I've created an imaginary situation for you to read. This guy is a loan officer/trainer, and this is a list of his preferred methods to market himself. Would you buy into his products/methods? (The answer will quickly become obvious)
He claims to … (6 comments)
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funny: Redneck REALTORS Vote ME for President!! Fun Stuff for the Morning! - 10/15/08 07:53 AM
Please vote!! I need points!! What a debacle! Don't like either of dem dere candidates. Don't feel they represent us common folk either here in the south or dem crazy folks what like that snow in Id A ho. So I've decided to run for president myself. See if my issues … (6 comments)
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funny: Entry 5: Contractors: The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly - 10/14/08 03:58 PM
Landlords (and real estate investors generally) have to make a choice when they choose a contractor: do I use an expensive, licensed professional, or the local Neanderthal handy-man?
This is a no-brainer when adding a pool house to your estate in Santa Barbara, but when you buy a house for $5,000 … (14 comments)
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funny: Halloween Funnies - 10/13/08 03:06 PM
I am sure this has been passed around but I just received this from a friend and wanted to share it with my Active Rain friends! Enjoy!
… (17 comments)
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funny: Funny? Weird? Scary? True? - It turned out FUNNY - 10/09/08 07:54 PM
I just had one of my tenants move out at the end of September. I went in for the final inspection and put up the sign for rent in the front yard. The next day I went in with my workers to have a few repairs done and clean up the … (2 comments)
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funny: The 7 Shades of Blonde joke - 10/09/08 11:41 AM
Yesterday, I
received a email from an old friend. I hadn't
heard from this person in a while, so when I saw the return addy, I was
excited to read the note until I saw that it was a fwd. I
really hate fwds and normally I just delete them, but … (28 comments)
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funny: Dogs and Pepto Bismal...Who Knew? - 10/09/08 09:42 AM
I know this is long...but it is true...
Those of you who have/had animals will probably appreciate it more. Itis a story that is hilarious in itself and the person that wrote it is agood writer and made the story even better. Enjoy...We have a fox terrier by the name of … (7 comments)
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funny: IS THERE SEX IN HEAVEN? - 10/08/08 06:55 PM
DUCKS IN HEAVEN
Three women die together in an accident
and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says,
'We only have one rule here in heaven:
don't step on the ducks!'
So they enter heaven, and sure enough,
there are ducks all over the place.
It … (8 comments)
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funny: Subtract $5K from the Government Bailout - 10/07/08 05:27 PM
I just had an agent tell me this short sale story:
He was working with the buyer purchasing a short sale. The buyer submitted an offer of $72,000 to purchase the property.
The seller's lender came back this week with an approval of the short sale ... at a purchase price … (0 comments)
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funny: Some humor on a day when it may be hard to find some... - 10/07/08 04:04 PM
Look for these mergers/consolidations to occur soon...1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2. PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker. 3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: … (9 comments)
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funny: Entry 4.5 – Why Immigrants Make Better Tenants than Natives - 10/07/08 08:10 AM
There are some sad facts about this country, but it’s a long list and we only have time for one today. That one sad truth is this: immigrants to America tend to be far more responsible, honest, hard-working, and ingenuous than their native-born brethren in America.
There are … (8 comments)
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funny: Down the Sewer - 10/02/08 01:34 PM
I had just got thru with the open house and had locked the front door of the condo, I had my car keys, my supra key and a separate set on keys to lock the condo, as I was approaching my car which I had parked right over a sewer hole … (8 comments)
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funny: RE-Oh My - 10/02/08 01:21 PM
I've seen quite a bit of things while previewing vacant homes that have gone through the foreclosure process. However I think this one stands out at the top...
We were going to preview a new mountain cabin that hit the market well below the market area. Of course there is always … (4 comments)
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funny: It's Not Easy Being Cheesy! - 10/01/08 11:12 AM
Click on the links below to see hilarious videos!
Salespeople get a bad reputation sometimes. The stereotypes include pushy, aggressive, don't take no for an answer, and talk more than they listen.
Movies like Used Cars, Boiler Room, and Glengarry Glenross only perpetuate the stereotypes!
It's hard for those of us … (24 comments)
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funny: The Great Bail Out- Let's Come Up With Our Own Bail Out! - 09/27/08 09:21 PM
the great bail out
The Great Bail Out- Let's Come Up
With Our Own Bail Out!
I
don't think it would come as a surprise to any of you that read my blog
that I am a small business owner, that I am an
entrepreneur, that I am a … (49 comments)
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funny: Funny Election Stuff - 09/23/08 09:20 PM
Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today! … (5 comments)
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funny: Ghetto Tip of the Day: Lead Paint Disclosures (aka Rant #2) - 09/22/08 05:27 PM
In the world of real estate, there is nothing worse than a lawsuit. They are the bubonic plague of free markets, carried by rats and infecting the most industrious first. The only winners are the attorneys, and most of us would rather not see attorneys make money (or live, for that … (1 comments)
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funny: Here's How To Get The Last Laugh On A Telemarketer! - 09/22/08 02:55 PM
WARNING! Make sure that you do not have any coffee, soda, water or any other liquids around your computer, in your hand or anywhere on your desk while you are watching and listening to this.
Last week Nestor and I were having one of those days! I was trying to get … (41 comments)
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funny: "Third Fifth Bank" or is it "Fifth Third Bank"? - 09/22/08 10:53 AM
What? They couldn't decide what number they liked better....? Has anybody heard of this bank before? I just heard an advertisement for it on the radio and wasn't sure if I heard the name right.
I googled it and...sure enough... it's "Fifth Third Bank". Well, I thought it was funny, … (20 comments)
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funny: Your Homes Value... - 09/20/08 10:09 AM
People often wonder how the "value" is determined by different sources like the buyers, lenders, appraisers, and the tax assessors - Hopefully this short video will help explain how each view your homes value! It's sure to bring a smile to your face! It truly explains some of the problems … (2 comments)
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funny: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh It's International Talk like a Pirate Day! - 09/19/08 05:00 PM
Arrrrrrrrrrrr for those of you who didn't know. today is Talk Like A Pirate Day!!!!!! So don't be a land lubber.
For us here at Neutrino it is a very special day.
If you like the finest in Pirate Jokes on the internet check out Mike's site piratejokes.net He said there … (4 comments)
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funny: National talk Like a Pirate day is today! - 09/19/08 03:36 PM
In honor of this momentous holiday, I have opted to change my language in Google from English to pirate.
If you want to join in the fun do the following...
google.com
preferences
language (drop down)
pirate
save
Searrrch away, matey!
… (0 comments)
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funny: Word of Advice (A Must Read) - 09/18/08 04:05 PM
5 minute - Management Course
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is
Finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and
runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob,
the next-door … (4 comments)
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funny: A Funny Sermon For All to Enjoy! - 09/14/08 07:49 PM
Sometimes real estate, and Active Rain can be too serious and
we need to take a break and have a good laugh and smile. We work long
hours, and have incredible stress and we need to just lighten up sometimes and
sit back a n have a good laugh. Someone sent … (40 comments)
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funny: The Funniest Video Ever - 09/14/08 11:21 AM
As me and my wife were on the Beach in Aruba, we caught this little boy on tape. You will not believe what he did. Enjoy!
… (0 comments)
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funny: How Horses Translate Human Words - Today's Horse Laugh - 09/13/08 09:21 AM
HOW HORSES TRANSLATE HUMAN WORDS
The following human words are a translation by a horse:
LATCH: A type of puzzle.
LONGEING: Procedure for keeping a prospective rider at bay.
BUCKING: Counterirritant.
CROSSTIES: Gymnastic apparatus.
GRAIN: Sole virtue of domestication.
FENCE: Barrier that protects good grazing.
HITCHING RAIL: Means by … (20 comments)
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funny: Diary of A Slumlord: A Lighter Look at the Darker Side of Real Estate: Introduction - 09/12/08 05:27 PM
Another day, another drug deal, another death, and another deferred payment plan on rent. Ah, the glory of slum landlord real estate investment. It’s a joy that cannot really be expressed in words… or can it? I’ll do my best. But before we get into all of that, let’s start … (2 comments)
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funny: It's Lovely I'll Take It - Hilarious Pictures from the MLS - 09/12/08 12:01 AM
A fellow Realtor (R) recently pointed me to a hilarious real estate website called It's Lovely, I'll Take It.
The site features comical photos that have been submitted from all over the country that were included in actual listings on an MLS system.
Some of the photos look very familiar to … (19 comments)
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funny: Excerpts From Actual Letters Sent to Landlords - 09/09/08 02:34 PM
Here are excerpts from actual letters that were written by tenants to their landlords. I think you will get a kick out of these.
The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has … (16 comments)
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funny: Florida Says NO To Hurricanes! *Humor* - 09/09/08 08:47 AM
florida hurricane humor
Florida Just Says NO To
Hurricanes!
So we are in the
height of an active hurricane season and that places Florida in the
news much more than at any other time, except when counting election
ballots.
While we know how serious hurricanes can … (17 comments)
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funny: A Couple of Reasons I Enjoy Being a Dad - 09/08/08 10:37 AM
I have written a good number of posts about my kids and their sense of humor and unique wisdom. Over the past couple of weeks, each of them has had a memorable quote or two that I wanted to share with you.
We were watching the 1982 musical "Annie" with … (32 comments)
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funny: Real Estate – a dangerous business??? - 09/06/08 08:41 PM
I know we have to face at times some safety and security issues and have to be careful not to put ourselves in dangerous situations. But this one is dangerous and funny at the same time!
A couple of days ago I called and made an appointment to see a house … (3 comments)
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funny: It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it. - 09/04/08 02:31 PM
Over the years I've run into some dirty/nasty/ridiculous/dangerous buildings. One of the reasons I like this job is that, not only is it different every day but it never fails to amaze. Thought I would share some pictures of housing that I found interesting.
When I pulled into the driveway … (12 comments)
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funny: A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM - 08/28/08 07:12 PM
This is for all of out there who have started a work out regiment and felt like this.
I only hope this makes you laugh half as hard as it made me.
Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the … (10 comments)
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funny: Privacy, Who Needs Privacy? (A Home Inspection Blog) - 08/28/08 03:08 PM
Is privacy really that important? Here in California we have walls to surround our backyards and even half walls in the front yards to separate ourselves. We have caller ID so we can scan our incoming calls and we have *67 so no one knows who we are when we're calling. Well, yesterday … (12 comments)
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funny: College Football - and the funniest thing I ever saw - 08/28/08 02:47 PM
Of course the entire "Bulldog Nation" is all excited about starting this footbal season ranked as #1, myself included. However, UGA football also brings backs memories for me of the funniest thing I ever saw.My one year in Athens was 1977-78. I guess one year was all that the city of … (3 comments)
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funny: FUNNY- One line real estate jokes. - 08/28/08 05:01 AM
If you want to know exactly where the property line is, just watch the neighbor cut the grass.Houses today don't have enough closet space. Sure they do. They're just called guest bedrooms.Trivia: The floors of buildings are called stories because early European builders used to paint picture stories on the sides … (10 comments)
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funny: Everyone needs a laugh part 2 - 08/27/08 07:23 PM
Here's the second of three parts that I hope will bring a smile to your face the next time you look at someone and they remind you of someone or something else.
If you have some that you would like to share, send them my way. I can always use a … (0 comments)
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funny: Mortgage Chili: Just got Back from the Olympics... what I learned and am living... - 08/26/08 11:43 AM
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) ENGLISH CHINESE That's not right! Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive? … (4 comments)
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funny: Everyone needs a good laugh in their day! - 08/26/08 10:06 AM
Ever look at someone and see they look like someone else or even an animal?
Well, here is something that I found that I wanted to share with you in the hopes that you get a good laugh for the day.
Enjoy!
There will be two more … (0 comments)
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funny: Rofo.com: Cool Site, Funny Advertisment - 08/22/08 09:00 AM
Rofo.com is a commercial real estate site targeting small businesses and entrepreneurs. Its goal is to match office space to people. I think this ad is hilarious. Not to long ago we were having a space issue at our market center so I can relate to this poor guy. I … (3 comments)
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funny: Words of Wisdom... - 08/22/08 06:18 AM
Just a little Friday Fun.Hope it makes you smile today!
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
… (4 comments)
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funny: Where and How to Get New Ideas for Your Blog - 08/22/08 05:34 AM
Are you out of fresh ideas for your blog? Don't know what to write?
Here's a short video on where to get fresh and new ideas instantly.
Thanks for watching!
Mikewww.MyDwelling.com
… (6 comments)
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funny: Where is God??? - 08/21/08 10:10 AM
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funny: A Realtors Age by Wal-Mart Standards - 08/21/08 06:25 AM
Just to start the day with a grin...enjoy
Depending on your age you might do the following:
In your 20's:
Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in the mirror and … (8 comments)
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funny: Funny Story-911 Puppy Emergency - 08/20/08 08:43 PM
I promise that this blog will not make you cry.
It has a happy ending with two very spoiled Golden retriever buddies, Bailey & Baxter!
Bailey was about 6 months when he out grew his crate (over night) and was trusted alone in the master bedroom while we … (8 comments)
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funny: Darwin at it's finest...why you should never kite board during a hurricane - 08/19/08 10:22 AM
In viral marketing you never really know what is going to be a big hit. I can say that thanks to Hurricane Fay and a not-so-bright kite boarder, this video will be blowing up this week.
My crystal ball was in rare form, because shortly after I posted this, national media … (2 comments)
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funny: Must...get...help. Child...too...cute. - 08/11/08 05:55 PM
The title above refers to an old Dana Carvey routine when his son asks him, "Dad - does God have feet?" We use the phrase "must...get...help" pretty often around our house these days. In fact, we have said it with all three of our kids ever since my son was a … (30 comments)
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funny: True Innoocence! Cute Story - 08/11/08 04:48 PM
INNOCENCE IS PRICELESS
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, … (20 comments)
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funny: Now, if you would just....hold....still...for a second. - 08/09/08 08:05 PM
This is probably not enough material for a post, but let's see where it heads. I have found that some of my better posts start off pretty much unformed when I first sit down to write.
I realized this past week that there are a couple of phrases I use (and maybe … (14 comments)
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funny: Do you enjoy flying? Why? - 08/08/08 10:42 AM
Airline Announcements:United Flight Attendant announced, 'People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!On landing, the stewardess said, 'Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have. ''There may be … (21 comments)
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funny: Main Entrance...Humor - 08/06/08 04:44 AM
A broker was dismayed when a brand new real estate office much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST AGENTS.' He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST COMMISSIONS.' … (5 comments)
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funny: 10 things you may not know about Idaho. - 08/05/08 11:13 PM
1*The "Idaho Enterprise" published its first issue on June 6, 1879 and is one of the oldest weekly publications in Idaho. 2*President Theodore Roosevelt established the Caribou National Forest in 1907. The area now covers more than 1 million acres in southeast Idaho. 3*In 1924 local McCall resident and Olympic ski … (0 comments)
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funny: Humor: Craigslist Reply to a Post - 08/05/08 05:47 PM
I actually had this passed on to me, and thought it was worth sharing for a little laugh. I hope this does not offend anyone and if it does, I apologize. Anyways, it has to do with a Craigslist post about a woman stating what she is looking for in a … (1 comments)
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funny: Doctor, Lawyer and Real Estate Agent - Joke - 08/04/08 01:40 AM
A Doctor, a Lawyer and a Real Estate Agent were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. The Lawyer says: "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems." The Doctor says: "It's better … (0 comments)
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funny: Which one are you? - 08/02/08 11:15 PM
I get my normal weekly joke from my friend who loves to poke fun at me for being a Realtor. We have been friends since kindergarten, so it is ok. (She works for a plumbing company so the jokes on her field are unlimited and I send her stuff to)
BUT … (10 comments)
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funny: What is an appraiser? (Funny) - 08/02/08 03:22 AM
this probably is the best definition i heard....
An appraiser is one who compiles and analyzes voluminous data of problematical accuracy from sources of dubious veracity and derives therefrom a numerical quantification of unquestionable necessity, analogous to a nebelous and euphemistic concept representational of value commensurate with ambient configurations of the … (1 comments)
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funny: funny joke - Real Estate salesman's honesty - 08/02/08 03:16 AM
"This house," said the real estate salesman, "has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm going to tell you about both."The disadvantages are that there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse a block north.""What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective … (3 comments)
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funny: Do You feel smarter after a few Beer? - 08/01/08 11:16 AM
As a huge fan of the old series "Cheers" , Cliff Clavin the Postal Carrier was explaining to Norm, why we feel smarter when we drink.
THIS MAKES A LOT OF SENSE TO ME!!!
'Well you see Norm it's like this...A herd of Buffalo can only move as fast as it's … (11 comments)
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funny: The lighter side of AR: version 7.31 - 07/31/08 08:10 PM
Making people smile or laugh might be the greatest gift on Earth. I was about 7 months ago to start a series recapping some of the funny things on ActiveRain. I took it and ran with it for a long time and then started getting buried. Now, I am back and … (5 comments)
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funny: I feel like this sometimes - 07/26/08 10:51 PM
This one just makes me smile. A man in Wisconsin had a problem with his lawn mower. So he took out his shot gun and took care of it. He has been charged with unlawful possession of a short barrel shot gun. He argued with officers saying that he could do … (10 comments)
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funny: Head Shrinker Joke (0: - 07/26/08 01:51 PM
Okay... this one is clean so you can use it any time! Sorry in advance to all the head shrinkers out there. Please do not analyze this joke and make it about my relationship with my mother. Please...
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
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funny: Fresh Tomatoes and Leg Waxing - 07/26/08 01:10 PM
Really? Leg waxing and fresh tomatoes? What does one have to do with the other you might ask? In the business world it isn't just what you know and what you have to sell, but also, WHO you know. I try in my social connections to not only meet … (2 comments)
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funny: New Topics to Write on Your Blog - 07/24/08 02:47 PM
Sometimes our minds go blank and we don't know what to write on our blogs.
Here are some ideas that might help, CLICK HERE
Have a happy day!
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funny: The lighter side of AR: version 7.24 - 07/24/08 09:31 AM
I use to write a post on the funny recaps and I thought that I would change the name. It has been an adjustment getting settled into Knoxville and I think that I am back at a place where I can run this regularly.I have changed how I am doing this … (8 comments)
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funny: Bad Agent - 07/24/08 03:56 AM
Want to see a bad agent? Click Here
Happy Selling!
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funny: Ask for a raise... - 07/23/08 11:41 AM
"I have to have a raise in my commission," the agent said to his manager. "There are three other companies after me.""Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?""The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company."
**HaHa, Can't we all relate to that one … (6 comments)
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funny: The Talking Frog - (Today's Humor) - 07/23/08 07:11 AM
Here is something that I thought you would enjoy:
Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a real estate agent who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of … (12 comments)
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funny: Husband and Wife Humor For The Week.... - 07/22/08 11:13 AM
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. WOMEN'S … (4 comments)
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funny: Funny Letters to a Landlord - 07/21/08 12:41 PM
Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords (If you have any funny landlord/tenant stories, please share them)The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfires and burnt my knob off. This is to let … (3 comments)
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funny: HONK - 07/18/08 05:43 AM
HONK
Honk is a cute word. Honking is fun to say. If I say I say Honking out loud and really drop my jaw and get a certain sound to come out, it makes my ears go weird as if I'm talking underwater. I like to say Honking like that. But … (3 comments)
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