Real estate blog entries tagged with funny

Blog entries tagged with "funny":

funny: Guilty or Not Guilty - 07/18/08 12:09 AM

Very Funny Jokes Funny Jokes - Guilty or not guilty?
Guilty or Not Guilty??? You be the Judge!
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.
DA: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? … (2 comments)

funny: Truly - you HAVE to read this!!! - 07/17/08 10:29 PM

I've just returned from seeing the "Glenn Beck - Unelectable 08" tour right here in Orlando. Glenn (yes the picture is of me and Glenn last Christmas) was actually live in Dallas, Texas tonight, but the show was beamed to 350 movie theatres across the country live and in living high def … (15 comments)

funny: Steps to a Shiney House! Part II - 07/15/08 07:57 PM

Steps to a Shiny Spokane House .....BTW:this is not a shiny house :)
#4) LET THERE BE LIGHT
Dark rooms and homes are turnoffs to most buyers. Potential fixes include:
Replace dim light fixtures Install additional fixtures Install (quality) skylights Remove or replace heavy drapes Repaint dark rooms in brighter … (0 comments)

funny: War of the Bubbles- A Video Blog by Sarah Reinhart - 07/15/08 07:25 PM

Once upon a time in a quiet suburban neighborhood there was a duel.........
Two crazy fathers decided to fight. They each armed themselves, snuck off to a fortified location and planned the demise of their enemy. Encouraged by their children, they faced off and had a mighty battle.
The families … (0 comments)

funny: Party Favor Duel - A Video Blog by Sarah Reinhart - 07/15/08 07:15 PM

It is amazing what you can get guys to do when you tell them "it's gonna be on MySpace (Youtube counts too)"! I think that this could probably count as fantasy fighting. The one in the goofy hat is our marketing director's husband and the other is mine...Whoo...(OMG! It was hard to … (0 comments)

funny: Do You Know a Realtor With Attitude? I know Several....... - 07/13/08 09:13 AM

Do you know a Realtor with attitude? I was on Ebay and saw this sign for sale. I could think of a few Brokers to buy it for....could you?
… (17 comments)

funny: The Winning Lottery Ticket - 07/11/08 10:52 PM

I bought the winning lottery ticket! Actually I knew it all along. I had a hunch. In the beautiful square of Pylos, there is a cigarette shop. I know, not the best place to put a cancer stick store, but there it was, within walking distance to our office, as always, … (8 comments)

funny: In The Shower - 07/11/08 06:27 AM

Yeah, in the shower. And I do mean standing in a tub type of shower. In the shower I was looking out of the window. Watching a shower. I thought that was funny. And I wanted to write about it. But as I stood there with suds in my hair and … (3 comments)

funny: Oh NO...IT'S THE COPS! - 07/10/08 11:47 PM

So today I had the cops called on me today.
Don't worry I am not writing this from behind bars. I am a free woman. And no I didn't get to take a "FREE" ride in a police car today.
One of my sellers is out of town for … (14 comments)

funny: John McCain for President 2008 - 07/10/08 02:16 PM

This is destined to be among the most popular articles on wordpress.com tomorrow, or at least in the top ten or so. Some sort of silly cat photo will probably be first. John McCain for President 2008 The link above will have the latest version and news but the current version as … (2 comments)

funny: If you see this, there is nothing I can do for you.... So call me well ahead of time! - 07/05/08 12:21 PM

Worried about those pesky Zombies? If you see this on your way home from work, there isn't much I can do for you. So be sure to call me to make your home zombie resistant today! You never know when the next zombie invasion may happen!
Be prepared! Let us … (3 comments)

funny: In the Trenches humor - 07/03/08 03:14 PM

I often take time to read the "In the Trenches" stories on Realtor.org. This section of their web site has stores sent in from agents across the country. Each of these agents are very different and have different ways of doing things. The stories are sometimes odd or strange but mostly … (1 comments)

funny: Desperate REALTOR -- Episode 3 "You Gotta Drop the Price" - 07/01/08 08:21 PM

Here's Episode 3 of Desperate REALTOR(s).
If you have not yet watched Episode 1 or 2, please click to view:
Episode 1: Desperate REALTOR Begging for a Listing
Episode 2: Desperate REALTOR -- Episode 2 "Please Buy a House"
I hope you enjoy Episode 3.
As usual, I've never spoken … (42 comments)

funny: Animals in Heaven? - 06/30/08 12:55 PM

The post below on one of my other blogs seems to have hit a chord with many people. It was in the top ten for most popular post on wordpress.com for most of the day yesterday and is sitting at number 12 right now. It has really not even taken off … (1 comments)

funny: Interesting Neighborhood Sights... - 06/29/08 09:21 PM

Okay, So I live in Ocala and I drive around my community daily and see funny little things that catch my eye. For instance, On 17th Street (known for all the Professional offices and Banks) which also has single family homes and a Duck pond, well this duck pond happens to … (5 comments)

funny: The Wrong Watch - 06/29/08 06:09 PM

On my recent trip to Los Angeles, I took the wrong watch. I get nervous when I watch "Monk" with my wife and son. They say I am just like him and I never understood why :)
Well, I had a "Monk" deja vu episode for almost two weeks with my … (8 comments)

funny: Where Did That Real Estate Word Come From, Anyway? - 06/27/08 03:00 PM

The other day, I was talking to my seven-year old daughter while we were cleaning up the house. Of course, we must clean up (pick up) before the maids come each Friday, so this has become part of our weekly ritual now.
She asked me where one of our … (31 comments)

funny: If you are living green and can't make fun of yourself... - 06/26/08 01:28 PM

then don't watch this video! I laughed until my sides split. I shop organic, buy locally grown produce, support my local CSA and the whole nine yards, but now I'm working extra hard not to become this guy! Unfortunately, there are plenty of people like this walking around Whole Foods and … (6 comments)

funny: The shortfalls of a reward system...Funny - 06/25/08 03:38 PM

I recently had a humorous experience with my nine year old son. He is a very intelligent boy who was carrying all "A's" with the exception of spelling where he was carrying an "F". I was getting frustrated because we were studying 10 hours per week and he just couldn't get the words … (5 comments)

funny: Hello Kitty Visits Madonna .....These Photos are Hilarious!! - 06/25/08 12:52 AM

Some nut waited for Madonna to leave her gym in london, and was dressed up as a HELLO KITTY in a nuns costume. Someone forgot to tell Hello Kitty, that he's from JAPAN, not LATIN America, oh and wheres a cop when you need 'em?? lol**you can kind of tell she's … (4 comments)

funny: HUMOROUS HAPPENINGS - 06/23/08 10:15 AM

Lest's face it, whether you're a new investor or a seasoned professional, everyone has an embarrassing or disastrous story to tell about real estate investing. Sometimes the only thing you can do is sit back, laugh, and hope someone else can learn from it. INVEST Magazine wants to share your tale!
… (0 comments)

funny: Is this how you feel when you close a deal? - 06/20/08 04:18 PM

Have you seen this VIDEO?
Closing Escrow - The Movie:http://www.closingescrow.com/Closing_Escrow/Welcome.html
… (0 comments)

funny: Perks of Being Over 50 - 06/20/08 12:23 PM

PERKS OF BEING OVER 50

(If you are not over 50, this is what you have to look forward to.)

1. Kidnappers are not interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run - anywhere.
4. … (26 comments)

funny: Five Tips for Women - Today's Funny - 06/19/08 02:02 PM

Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. … (4 comments)

funny: Getting Old - Can You Remember? - 06/19/08 02:00 PM

You're Not Old Unless You Can Remember...
When the dream of a lifetime was to pay off a mortgage. (The dream of today is to get one.)What you do with the pointed end of a can opener.When there was no McDonalds.
When Avocado Green and Harvest Gold were acceptable colors for … (7 comments)

funny: Cooking Secrets - 06/19/08 01:05 PM

Cooking SecretsOne day during cooking class the teacher was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our assignments, she said, "Don't forget to use wooden spoons."As a lady stirred her sauce, she contemplated the physics behind the mystery of the wooden spoon … (0 comments)

funny: Bilingual typist wanted … - 06/19/08 12:32 PM

This is from the most popular page on one of my other blogs. I have modified it to be related to real estate. Be careful what you put on your signs or you might end up in this situation. Ihope you enjoy it. Bilingual typist Funny Jokes

In … (1 comments)

funny: Vacation Suggestions ... By Profession - 06/19/08 11:12 AM

Vacation Suggestions ... By ProfessionArtists: Painted Desert, ArizonaAthletes: Olympia Heights, FloridaCandy Makers: Carmel, IndianaCollege Professors: University City, MissouriEcologists: Green Bay WisconsinFirefighters: The Smokey MountainsGeologists: Stone Mountain, GeorgiaGossip Columnists: Grapevine, TexasHelicopter Pilots: Hoover, AlabamaHome Builders: New Castle, PennsylvaniaJewelers: Pearl City, HawaiiLandscapers: Garden City, MichiganLawyers: Accident, MarylandLoan Officers: Fairbanks, AlaskaLumber Jacks: Thousand Oaks, … (0 comments)

funny: HUMOROUS HAPPENINGS - 06/19/08 10:26 AM

funny: Humorous Happenings - 06/17/08 09:31 AM

funny: Cowboy Coffee - 06/16/08 01:28 AM

Cowboy Coffee I was reading this blog post Stop and Smell the coffee by Connor MACIVOR here on Active Rain and it reminded me of something my brother told me about when we were out camping one time long ago. He said that cowboys made coffee in a special way. Without … (8 comments)

funny: Why do Women think different than men??? - 06/13/08 10:19 AM

I wanted to share this funny experience with you all. My wife and I were driving down the street and I told her to go and get a "Fountain Drink" and here McDonalds has a special on there drinks for only $1. I wasn't driving so I tell her to pull … (3 comments)

funny: The Secret To A Long And Happy Marriage (humor) - 06/12/08 10:42 PM

The Secret to a Long and Happy Marriage
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary
on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic
tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple".
The local newspaper reporter was … (3 comments)

funny: Funnies Recap: version 6.12 - 06/12/08 09:05 PM

I hate that I am writing this so late, but work has been a monster lately and that is another blog in itself. With that said, we need to get this show on the road. Once again this week, it seems to be a little difficult in finding jokes and humor … (23 comments)

funny: Real Estate Jokes - 06/12/08 02:04 PM

One of my other blogs is called Funny Jokes and I post funny jokes, stupid jokes and silly jokes from time to time.
I was looking at source material from our long running Funny Jokes Mailing List and came across a few real estate related jokes and decided that perhaps they … (10 comments)

funny: Buyer Representation Gone Bad or Just a Bad Relationship?? - 06/11/08 06:40 PM

I was at CE event recently and I was approached by an agent I had worked with at a Brokerage House I had worked at in the past. Nothing unusual about that, we all interact on a daily basis and do a little chit chatting at these events. But as I was talking … (1 comments)

funny: Things to Think About - 06/11/08 02:01 PM

Here are some things to think about that are true:

1. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
2. When I was young we used to go … (28 comments)

funny: 1 in 8 million chances to be a lightning rod!! - 06/10/08 10:54 PM

261. "Lassie" was played by a group of male dogs; the main one was named Pal.
262. In 1863, Paul Hubert of Bordeaux, France, was sentenced to life in jail for murder. After 21 years, it was discovered that he was convicted of murdering himself.
263. Nepal is the only country … (3 comments)

funny: I seem to have misplaced my sphygmomanometer! - 06/10/08 10:47 PM

241. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
242. "The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English.
243. There are 336 dimples on a regulation US golf ball. In the UK its 330.
244. The Toltecs (a 7th century tribe) used … (3 comments)

funny: Golf Tips for Real Estate Professionals - 06/08/08 05:34 PM

If you improve your golf game will you sell more real estate? Do you play golf as part of the necessary conduct of your real estate business? Do people you sell real estate to or buy real estate from want to talk about their latest transaction while out on the putting … (0 comments)

funny: Bichons and Crystal Light... Do not mix!! - 06/07/08 11:35 AM

For those of you who do not know, a Bichon Frise is a small, white, powder puff of a dog similar in size to a minature poodle. Their stark white appearance, dark inquisitive eyes, and happy go lucky personality make them a wonderful lap dog and companion. With that charming description, … (9 comments)

funny: 10 Signs It's Time to Sell Your House - 06/04/08 03:52 PM

1.      The kids have all graduated from college. You and your husband finally have time to yourselves...then they move back home!
2.      You have three spare rooms in a four bedroom house.
3.      You have to shuffle your cars each morning to leave for work.
4.      You spend … (0 comments)

funny: A Day In The Life Of A Realtor (humor) - 06/04/08 03:12 PM

Have you ever wondered what you're supposed to do at an open house?
This could be a great training tool.
If you need ideas then check out this video, it might surprise you!
You might have seen this before, but it's worth the watch, it will have you … (3 comments)

funny: No wonder it won't sell...Am I the only one that's going to ask about the cow upstairs? - 06/01/08 04:12 PM

220. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
221. The only real person to be a PEZ head was Betsy Ross and Elvis Presley.
222. There are about 450 types of cheese in the world. 240 come from France.
223. When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers plays … (3 comments)

funny: New diet: Bang your head against the wall and watch the pounds come off... - 05/30/08 04:53 PM

200. 25% of a human's bones are in its feet.

201. David Sarnoff received the Titanic's distress signal and saved hundreds of passengers. He later became the head of the first radio network, the National Broadcasting Company (NBC).

202. On average, 100 people choke to death … (3 comments)

funny: Hilarious! Courtesy of Jeff Turner - 05/29/08 01:26 PM

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funny: I Didn't Know That Tech Support Has Been Around This Long! - 05/29/08 12:21 PM

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funny: The Return of the Funnies Recap: version 5/29 - - 05/29/08 12:06 PM

It has been a while since I did one of these and I am going to make a few changes to it. Going forward they will have none of my post on it and I will be featuring 10 different writers that are full of jokes, humor, laughter, and funny stuff. … (8 comments)

funny: Some More Tidbits to Enjoy - 05/29/08 09:46 AM

Found some more little tidbits you'll enjoy.
Idiot #4
The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50 A.M., flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register … (24 comments)

funny: How to kick things up a notch during a lull in your sales pitch!!! - 05/27/08 10:57 PM

181. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. 182. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. 183. Elwood Edwards did the voice for the AOL sound files (i.e. "You've got Mail!"). He is heard about 27 million times a day. … (6 comments)

funny: Time for a laugh? - 05/27/08 05:20 PM

In life, people say things that at the time, seem to make sense. Over time, they become funnier and funnier. I have compiled a few one liners for you to enjoy and ease your mind of the weary day that you may have had. Think of it as a chance to … (15 comments)

funny: Spoiled under 30 crowd - 05/23/08 09:07 PM

THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!!
I got this e-mail today and juat had to share!
If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were
when they were growing … (9 comments)

funny: Just In Case You Were Feeling Young Today - 05/22/08 07:59 PM

People graduating High School this month were born in 1990, and:
They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan era and probably don't know that he had ever been shot. They were in diapers when the Gulf War started. Black Monday 1987 is as significant to them as the Great Depression. … (2 comments)

funny: I could do this all day!!! Start up a conversation. - 05/21/08 08:24 PM

161. 11% of the world is left-handed.

162. John Hancock and Charles Thomson were the only people to sign the Declaration of independence on July 4th, 1776. The last signature came five years later.

163. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

164. Peanuts are … (7 comments)

funny: What happens when you get an ant intoxicated?...and other Icebreakers...part 6 - 05/18/08 09:17 PM

141. There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.

142. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance.

143. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

144. There are only four words in the English … (2 comments)

funny: Live effects of Global warming...crazy that this is happening before our eyes... - 05/16/08 06:26 PM

Live effects of Global warming...crazy that this is happening before our eyes...
People have been trying to undermine the effects of Global Warming for years. Now there is documented footage thanks in part to GOOGLE earth that we can see these effects day to day. Don't wait any longer, green is … (3 comments)

funny: Thought this was humorous... - 05/15/08 08:53 PM

Should give you something to think about when you do your flyers and your MLS listings. Watch your words. There are enough articles out there on the internet that make fun and say what the words "really mean" Here are some examples:
Cozy means dollhouse (tiny)
Convenient to shopping: Next to … (3 comments)

funny: How to start up a conversation... - 05/14/08 03:12 PM

121. Arabic numerals are not really Arabic; they were created in India.

122. Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations (implemented on July 16, 1969) makes it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles.

123. The February … (5 comments)

funny: You Know You're a Horse Person When . . . . - 05/13/08 08:02 AM

You know you're a horse person when . . . .

- You save the hoof shavings for the dog.
- You drive by ANY field ANYWHERE and look very hard for horses.
- You cannot imagine why anyone would think it kinky to own whips.
- You … (16 comments)

funny: Part 5, a day early...Icebreakers and useless knowledge...Thanks for asking for it!!! - 05/12/08 02:26 PM

100. The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

101. About 14% of injecting drug users are HIV positive.

102. A word or sentence that is the same front and back (racecar, kayak) is called a "palindrome".

103. … (1 comments)

funny: PART 4, Icebreakers and useless knowledge!!! - 05/12/08 11:49 AM

75. In Disney's Fantasia, the Sorcerer to whom Mickey played an apprentice was named Yensid (Disney spelled backward).

76. During his entire life, Vincent Van Gogh sold exactly one painting, "Red Vineyard at Arles".

77. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink … (1 comments)

funny: Ladies, if you want....(today's funny) - 05/08/08 08:02 AM

I received this a few days ago and I am just now getting around to it. In honor of all the hard working women out there, I have to share this with you. It might be the most profound thing that you hear today and I can not let it go … (26 comments)

funny: Blast from the past, ck out yourself or your AR friends yearbook pics... - 05/06/08 05:22 PM

You know, It's nice to take a look back every now and then. Search your roots and take a trip down memory lane. You realize all those things you worried about a few years ago, pale in comparison to what you worried about yesterday or are worrying about now. Take a … (2 comments)

funny: I love you tube and blogging, so when do we work? - 05/05/08 11:41 AM

I love you tube and blogging, so when do we work? I ran across this viewing a couple other videos from AR. It just hit my funny bone just right!! If I start missing your calls cause I'm blogging please send this video back to me as a suttle reminder. LOL … (2 comments)

funny: Trivia knowledge and icebreakers part 3 - 05/04/08 12:28 PM

50. Upper and lower case letters are named "upper" and "lower" because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the upper case letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the lower case letters.
51. There are … (3 comments)

funny: more icebreakers... - 04/30/08 03:19 PM

26. The "save" icon in Microsoft Office programs shows a floppy disk with the shutter on backwards.

27. Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins (Elsa Löwenthal and Emma Wedgewood respectively).

28. Camel's have three eyelids.

29. On average, 12 newborns will be … (9 comments)

funny: more icebreakers, - 04/30/08 03:17 PM

26. The "save" icon in Microsoft Office programs shows a floppy disk with the shutter on backwards. 27. Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins (Elsa Löwenthal and Emma Wedgewood respectively). 28. Camel's have three eyelids. 29. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the … (4 comments)

funny: Women Over 40 (Today's Funny) - 04/28/08 03:57 PM

Thought all of the women, especially the ones over 40, would enjoy reading these.
An over 40 woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If an over 40 woman doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around … (10 comments)

funny: The Wit and Wisdom of My Nine-Year Old Son - 04/28/08 12:13 PM

My son has always had a good sense of humor. In fact, my favorite video of him ever was taken when he was about four months old, laughing hysterically as I played, "Peek-a-boo" with him. Thankfully, the clip is not marred by my appearance, so it's really just a very cute … (25 comments)

funny: Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay - 04/28/08 11:59 AM

Kal Penn and John Cho are back. I love these guys. When I worked at KOSI 101 here in Denver I'd get all kinds of interview opportunities, but many of them weren't suitable to air between Michael Bolton and Amy Grant, so while Cher crooned her love pains, I recorded interviews … (2 comments)

funny: Kids say the darndest things..... - 04/27/08 09:00 AM

I was always a big fan of the television show, Kids say the darnedest things. But it wasn't until I had children of my own that I realized just how true it was.
A few days ago my kids had one of those "moments"....
As I met my 3 and 6 year old boys … (8 comments)

funny: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, POETS... - 04/25/08 03:11 PM

After a long week how many of you try to finish early on a Friday?
Us Brits do it if we can and that's why we call this day POETS!
Believe me it's not 'funny Brit talk' it's just 'our way.
POETS is Friday otherwise known as P*ss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday.
Are there any … (1 comments)

funny: A FRIDAY MORNING FUNNY!! - 04/25/08 07:36 AM

My husband just copied me on this email (source unknown) - hope it helps to start your weekend off with a laugh as you plan for your successful open houses and write lots of contracts!
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.' The fence … (3 comments)

funny: I choose to be a tigger, Watch this, Please. - 04/22/08 03:54 PM

I choose to be Tigger, please watch this. It seems there are alot of posts regarding the market or economy with an overall negativity. It's so easy to be negative or to feel alone when things aren't going in the direction we would like, but choose to change your outlook... Thank … (2 comments)

funny: Ice Cream Social-Share Your Funny True Story, Here is Mine - 04/16/08 09:27 PM

Several years ago I had to go serve a 3 Day Notice to Pay Rent or Quit to a tenant in a pretty bad neighborhood. The property was very small and had a chain link fence completely around it. As I got out of my car I noted that a … (11 comments)

funny: How To Get Top Dollar In Any Market - 04/14/08 03:28 PM

Don't let that buyer get away. The best chance for selling your property is within the first seven weeks. Studies show that the longer a property stays on the market, the less the seller will net.Listed below are the five main factors to accomplishing this goal.1. Pricing FactorIt is very important … (5 comments)

funny: Don't Get Jerked Around by Oklahoma Real Estate Issues - 04/14/08 03:09 PM

It may be difficult to know when to hold on and when to let go. Know your options. … (1 comments)

funny: It's Gonna Be Ugly Come This November - 04/11/08 07:43 PM

I received this through my e-mail today. Thought it was pretty funny. Hope you all get a laugh out of it too.

It's gonna be ugly come November ...

… (11 comments)

funny: Am I the only one wondering about this stuff? - 04/07/08 11:55 PM

While I was quietly lamenting the fact that I had just purchased $118.00 worth of groceries that I probably could have carried out of the store with my hands if I were feeling ambitious, I had a few thoughts that I wanted to share. Additionally, I have a few questions.
Could … (57 comments)

funny: President in 2008 - today's funny - 04/05/08 11:38 AM

I thought that we all could use a little humor in light of all the issues that have transpired during this election year. It seems that they have figured out how to turn it into a circus. For those of you that know me, you know that I am not a … (43 comments)

funny: Holy Humor (Friday Funny) - 04/04/08 02:55 PM

HOLY HUMOR
Good thoughts for the day!
1. There was a church that had problems with outsiders parking in its parking lots, so they put up a sign: CHURCH CAR PARK - FOR MEMBERS ONLY Trespassers will be baptized! 2. "No God - No Peace. Know God - Know Peace." … (23 comments)

funny: Tired of Gas prices up the Wazzoo, Invest in a COWasaki! - 04/04/08 02:43 PM

Boy it seems that every day we have to stop by the money sucking gas stations that just seem to be giving you less and less for your money. Just the other day i put 15 bucks into my car and what do you know, the needle only moves up 1/4th. … (3 comments)

funny: Subprime meltdow explained, Have we learned our lesson? - 04/04/08 10:25 AM

Sometimes you just need a little laugh. I was forwarded a link to this video that is very funny & unfortunatly true. Except for the references to an "unemployed black man." I think if you were to look at the stats you would find the subprime meltdown knew no ethnic lines. … (4 comments)

funny: Funnies Recap: version 4.3 - 04/03/08 11:20 AM

I know that I did not do this last week and I apologize as I know that some of you look forward to this post. So, I thought that I would make sure that I revisited it today. I have to thank Rich Dansereau though as he constantly is sending me … (4 comments)

funny: STOP WATCHING THE NEGATIVE NEWS PROGRAMS. REAL ESTATE IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE BEST INVESTMENT IN THE WORLD - 04/02/08 10:46 PM

DO NOT WATCH THE NEWS!!!!!!! IT IS ALL NEGATIVE. WHO NEEDS THEM? YOU PERSONALLY KNOW YOUR MARKET, NOT THE NATIONAL NEWS PROGRAMS. THEY ARE JUST SELLING THEIR CRAP TO ENTICE VIEWERS. IN MY OPINION THE ARE SELLING OUT OUR GREAT COUNTRY FOR RATINGS. IF THERE IS A PROBLEM THEY ARE CAUSING … (0 comments)

funny: Policemen - today's funny - 04/02/08 10:57 AM

It is hump day and I figure that we all could use a good laugh. It has been a couple of months since i have been able to put together some jokes that are worth making people laugh. With that said, I would like to share two different ones with you … (21 comments)

funny: Do You Have a Tired Evaporative Cooler? - 04/01/08 01:06 PM

Sometimes during a home inspection I see things that just make me laugh. I came across this and just had to share it with everyone. I guess the evaporative cooler was overworked and underpaid and just had to sit down and take a rest. We all need that every once in a while, right?

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funny: Retorts to a Non-Pet Owner - 03/31/08 01:47 PM

Ever have a non-animal owner give you these odd looks, while at your house, when a little hair shows up on their clothes, or when a nudge from your dog leaves a stain?

Well, here are some come backs to say to your non-pet owners who visit and … (19 comments)

funny: The Fabulous Palm Springs Follies - 03/29/08 12:00 PM

The Fabulous Palm Springs Follies- my Review
Mark Hawley, 2008
Well, it was a late night last night getting home from the show of shows here in the Valley. Of course I am referring to the Fabulous Palm Springs Follies.
This year's show "Tin Pan Alley" was mesmerizing, colorful and as always entertaining … (10 comments)

funny: Why Fire Trucks are red... - 03/28/08 06:52 PM

Ever wonder why Fire Trucks get painted red?
Here's a funny answer I just came across... (Follow the silly logic.)
Fire Trucks have 4 wheels and 8 men.
4+8=12
There are 12 inches in a ruler.
The Ruler of England was Queen Elizabeth.
The Queen Elizabeth was a ship on the Atlantic Ocean.
Oceans have fish.
Fish have fins.
The Finns fought … (8 comments)

funny: Do you have BLOGOHOLISM? - 03/28/08 05:30 AM

Five years ago or even three years ago most of us did not even know the word BLOG and now most of us brand the names of Blogoholic, blogoholism or blogger. This blog definition might explain it best. = A frequent, chronological publication of personal thoughts and Web links. A blog is often … (28 comments)

funny: Funny Hahaahaa Raiser! - 03/25/08 09:57 PM

Every Nations Funny-Raiser is just around the corner! Guaranteed laughs for anyone who attends. This year there will be a comedy concert for the second half and it will have you in stitches. If you need a night out and want to support a great ministry this is your chance! The night of fun will take … (4 comments)

funny: How Smart Are You?? - 03/21/08 01:22 PM

How Smart Are You?
Answer the following questions and see how well you do. The answers to the questions are at the end. Now no cheating now.
Questions:1. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it?2. A child is born in … (14 comments)

funny: A Prayer for Women - 03/21/08 01:09 PM

Here's a cute little prayer I found that I wanted to share. I'm sure all of the women will understand it and it kind of says it all.
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funny: Skunk Season On Texas Highways - 03/20/08 10:53 PM

If you drive much on Texas Highways in the spring you will soon discover that those black and white fur balls on the road are obstacles to be avoided. We drive a good distance to town each moring and one day last week I counted at least 7 of the little … (13 comments)

funny: Funnies Recap: version 3.20 - 03/20/08 08:40 AM

In today's times, we need to be able to laugh. I have found 7 different members that over the last week, they attempted that very thing. Some of these will just make you roll on the floor and laugh out loud. All of them are funny in there own way.
I appreciate … (4 comments)

funny: Baseballs on Steroids (today's funny) - 03/19/08 01:50 PM

It never fails that there is one player in every group that thinks that he has to have the upper hand. Problem is, at what cost did that upper hand come at.
Today I received a YouTube video from my good friend Linda Futral from ActiveRain. After I saw the video, … (16 comments)

funny: Another episode of "Those Wacky Crouches"! - 03/18/08 08:53 PM

This past Sunday, after church, I was talking with a friend of mine for awhile, and my wife and kids were at the church playground. My wife later related a brief story to me that I thought was hysterical and I wanted to share it here.
My son, who is barely nine, is a … (34 comments)

funny: This is Hilarious- I can definately Understand - 03/17/08 09:54 PM

This is hilarious- I think most can appreciate this post! I shed a tear or two because I was laughing so hard. This is the true definition of dedication. I might start to employ some of the tactics used. I believe if we could promote our listings we might have … (7 comments)

funny: Dicks Coming Soon - 03/16/08 01:36 PM

Baton Rouge is just exploding with new construction. The Mall of Louisiana area is undergoing more growth as the land surrounding it and even some of the parking lot is being built up. I suspect that the GoZone tax advantages might have something to do with the growth. As I was … (2 comments)

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