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one liners: Friday Funnies...One Liners - 11/09/07 02:27 PM
One Liners..... Depression is merely anger without enthusiasmDrink 'till she's cute, but stop before the weddingEagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheeseI'm not cheap, but I am on special this weekI almost had a psychic … (2 comments)

one liners: Is My Son the Next Henny Youngman? - 09/21/07 01:00 AM
 
For those of you who don't know who Henny Youngman is, shame on you!  No, seriously, Henny Youngman was known as "King of the One Liners".  He actually passed away the same year that my son was born (1998).  His most famous line was "Take my wife.....please!"
My son also seems to have … (40 comments)

one liners: God's One Liners - 08/28/07 01:31 PM
1. Give God what's right -- not what's left.
2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope.3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.5. In the sentence of life, the devil … (20 comments)

 
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