real estate jokes: Location, location, location - 06/29/08 01:02 PM
Jokes Funny
A real-estate agent was driving around with a new trainee when she spotted a charming little farmhouse with a hand-lettered “For Sale” sign out front.
After briskly introducing herself and her associate to the startled occupant, the agent cruised from room to room, opening closets and cupboards, testing … (5 comments)
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real estate jokes: Blocking the View - Real Estate Jokes - 06/19/08 11:51 AM
Real Estate Jokes - Blocking the View
In Real Estate you meet a variety of interesting people.
Some are more interesting than others.
Showing a home recently to a couple, they seemed eager to check out the view from the living room.
When I pulled back the drapes covering the large … (2 comments)
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real estate jokes: Real Estate Jokes - 06/12/08 02:04 PM
One of my other blogs is called Funny Jokes and I post funny jokes, stupid jokes and silly jokes from time to time.
I was looking at source material from our long running Funny Jokes Mailing List and came across a few real estate related jokes and decided that perhaps they … (7 comments)
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real estate jokes: Have a good laugh today, I hope you enjoy! - 04/30/08 05:53 PM
"I have to have a raise in my commission," the agent said to his manager. "There are three other companies after me.""Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?""The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company."------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A crusty old man walks into a real estate office … (3 comments)
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real estate jokes: Tips to save you money!!!!! (part VII) - 03/31/08 02:18 PM
Entertainment
Buy an Entertainment book. The initial investment is about $20, but there's hundreds of dollars in entertainment savings in it. Join Gamefly for cheap video game renting. Trade video games, DVD's and books with your friends. Start a book or film club. After reading the book or watching the film, discuss … (1 comments)
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real estate jokes: Tips to save you money!!!!! (part VI) - 03/31/08 02:15 PM
Travel
Pack your travel meals in advance. Buy snacks at the grocery store, not at roadside convenience stores. Plan trips where you have friends and family. You might be able to score free room and board. Go camping. Stay at a college dorm room when traveling. Many universities rent out dorm rooms … (0 comments)
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real estate jokes: Tips to save you money!!!!! (part V) - 03/31/08 02:13 PM
Health Care
If you take a prescription medication on a regular basis, ask your doctor to write a three month prescription. Instead of paying three co-pays, you only pay one. Go to the dentist at your local dental school. Students need people to practice on. You can get all your dental needs … (0 comments)
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real estate jokes: Tips to save you money!!!!! (part IV) - 03/31/08 02:09 PM
Household
Buy furniture at a consignment store. If you need a tool, see if you can borrow it from someone before you go out and buy it. Don't throw away "dead" batteries. Remove them from your radio and use them in quartz clocks. These clocks take such a small amount of power … (0 comments)
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real estate jokes: The World's Largest Red Wagon :) - 03/10/08 11:48 PM
Located in Spokane's Riverfront Park, this giant wagon is the work of artist Ken Spiering, commissioned by the Jr. League of Spokane. According to an article from Washington's Outer Limits, "... artist Ken Spiering's ideas for a bronze sculpture had dried up - he knew it the instant he drew a … (0 comments)
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real estate jokes: Another attack of the equal opportunity mocker...Target: real estate agents :) - 03/04/08 04:14 AM
Yep...we are a funny bunch! Here are some of my favorite jokes heard and overheard :)
How many Real Estate Agents does it take to change a lightbulb?
20 agents will go by and take a note that its out.10 of those agents might call a store to see if they have the … (1 comments)
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real estate jokes: Heaven and Hell - real estate jokes - 10/04/07 03:00 PM
crusty old man walks into a real estate office and says to an female agent, "I want to sell my god damn house."To which the astonished female agent replies, "I beg your pardon,sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?""Listen up, damn it. I said I want to sell … (3 comments)
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real estate jokes: For Sale by Ower & Wife and Mistress Jokes: Must read too! - 09/29/07 01:57 PM
For Sale By Ower:
WHEN A real-estate agency hadn't sold our house, we decided to do it ourselves. I placed ads in the local papers, spray painted a "For Sale" message on a sign board and posted it outside.When my husband came home that evening, he told me, laughing, that my sign … (0 comments)
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real estate jokes: Real Estate Joke -2: Letters to a landlord - 09/29/07 01:52 PM
Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfires and burnt my knob off. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the … (0 comments)
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real estate jokes: Reading between the lines- MLS lingo - 09/27/07 07:31 PM
We all try to be as creative as possible when it comes to presenting our listings. Here is a sample of the lingo we use in the MLS and what it really means once you have read between the lines!
A little elbow grease will make this place shine!- The sellers … (15 comments)
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real estate jokes: Bubba's Hillbilly real estate advertisement - 09/15/07 09:06 PM
We ALL need a big laugh now and thenand this video is just the thing to do it!~The real estate market has been a little stressful so we all could use something to lighten the stress! I hope it gives you the chuckle it gave me, so sit back and enjoy … (11 comments)
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real estate jokes: Top 7 list on how to catch a listing - 09/14/07 06:25 PM
I am sure you will all enjoy the comical side of our marketing!! After all if you can't laugh at yourself- then who can?
Top 7 List on how to catch a listing!
Wear a button with a photo of your kids on it holding empty dinner plates when you go to your listing … (6 comments)
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real estate jokes: How to entertain yourself at an open house - 09/13/07 09:17 PM
We all know of lately that many open houseshave been a bomb for most of use and that we sit there bored out of our skulls while waiting for prospects to come in the door, so in honor for all the times we sit there board to death, here is a … (32 comments)
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real estate jokes: Jokes - 09/11/07 08:18 PM
I think that rather than keeping a log of events happening in the world of real estate, I will post some jokes. Enjoy!
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real estate jokes: I'm in Typo hell today........ - 09/04/07 08:56 PM
For some reason today is just one of those days where no matter what I do to clear my head, I am in typo hell. Everything I have tried to email, type or even blog has been a disaster! I am not sure if it has to do with the full … (5 comments)
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real estate jokes: REAL ESTATE JOKES - 07/30/07 02:32 PM
WE DESERVE SOME FUN
http://www.azlistedhomes.com/Real_Estate_Jokes.html
(Q) Did you hear about Robin Hood's house?(A) It has a little John.(Q) There is a Real Estate Investor, a Realtor and a Lawyer. And you have a gun with two bullets...
Which should you shoot? (A) You should shoot the realtor twice... Just to be sure.Sign next to … (8 comments)
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real estate jokes: You might be a Realtor.......... - 07/24/07 08:39 PM
If you can go on vacation and instead of bringing back souvenirs you pick up a new buyer, you might be a RealtorIf you stop at a yard sale to buy some nick nacks and then walk away with a listing, you might be a RealtorIf someone asks you what is the address to your office … (16 comments)
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real estate jokes: REAL ESTATE JOKES - 06/07/07 03:22 PM
BUY ME OUT
A very successful real estate broker had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my real estate office. All … (9 comments)
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real estate jokes: How to catch a listing! LOL! - 05/16/07 10:15 AM
MY FRIEND Marilyn, a real-estate agent, had difficulty getting a listing from a customer whose theory was that "there is no substitute for experience." After he asked her a third time how many years she had been in the business, she told him: "Sir, there is a little-known historical fact that … (9 comments)
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real estate jokes: What the advertised words really mean...... - 05/01/07 06:38 PM
Here is the list and what they really mean! Hope you enjoy them LOL!
We've all seen those "magic words" in the RE adverts. The ones that make us want to drop the Sunday funny papers and run to the open house with checkbook in hand. Over the years my brother and … (9 comments)
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real estate jokes: Real Estate Motivation........Now go List Another Home !! - 02/12/07 09:03 AM
Another Oldie from my Archives. I was a Real Estate Office manager for eleven ( yes 11!) years prior to returning to sales only. I always thought this was a great joke/management tool to hand out to the salespeople every once in awhile. its funny but the agents who either didn't get it … (3 comments)
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real estate jokes: Murphy's law of the work place - 12/14/06 04:50 PM
Murphy's law of the work place.......LOL......
If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.It doesn't matter what you do. It … (0 comments)
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real estate jokes: CONGRATS ON YOUR NEW HOME......JOKE - 11/19/06 07:03 PM
A client bought a new home and the broker wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the home and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace".
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious … (5 comments)
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real estate jokes: Top 10 reasons that it's time to sell your home - 11/14/06 04:53 PM
Top 10 Signs That It's Time to Sell Your Home; 1. When you bought your house, you lived in the country. Now you're surrounded by high rises. 2. You can't get any appliances repaired because "they stopped making those parts years ago." 3. The swing set in the backyard has sprouted roots. … (6 comments)
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