redneck: You know You''re a Redneck Realtor When...Part 2 - 08/20/08 02:03 PM
This will be a combo You know you're a Redneck Realtor when and .........
You know you're a Redneck Realtor who needs to Pray when........
I had a lot of awesome and fun feedback on the last one when I just posted about life in beautiful SC and the strange (or … (5 comments)
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redneck: You Know You're a Redneck Realtor When......LOL! - 08/03/08 06:45 PM
For those of you who didn't see this post a while ago it bears repeating. Ok first I preface this with saying I"m from Kentucky. I am NOT a Redneck..I am however a bona fide HILLBILLY and yes there is a difference. When competing for a local Miss America pageant in college … (8 comments)
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redneck: You Know You're a Redneck Realtor When......LOL! - 08/03/08 03:50 PM
Ok first I preface this with saying I"m from Kentucky. I am NOT a Redneck..I am however a bona fide HILLBILLY and yes there is a difference. When competing for a local Miss America pageant in college one of the judges asked me the first thing I did when I got home. … (20 comments)
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redneck: Drunk cop tries to pass a sobriety field test !! Classic Jon Reep ~ Bless His Heart !! - 06/19/08 01:31 PM
Did you ever have one of those evenings? Thought you
were ok to drive? Didn't think in a million years you'd get stopped, didn't think in a million years
you had anything to worry about? And then it happened, flashing blue and red lights in your rear-view
mirror, sirens blarring, so … (0 comments)
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redneck: The Redneck Test - 01/10/08 03:06 PM
*Disclaimer* I had no part of writing the Redneck Jokes.*
OK, I know that many of you have heard of this a thousand times. But, it never gets old. Now, we all know that Jeff Foxworthy is the creator and master of all "You might be a redneck if" jokes. So, grab … (96 comments)
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redneck: Red-Suited Santa At the Hospital Hears More Redneck Jokes - 12/16/07 01:25 AM
Outpatient..................A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test.
Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative..............A letter carrier.
Recovery Room............Place to do upholstery.
Rectum................ ......Darn near killed him.
Secretion...................Hiding something
Seizure.....................Roman emperor.
Tablet......................A small table.
Terminal Illness............Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor.......................More than one.
Urine.......................Opposite of you're out
Varicose....................Near by
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redneck: It's not Black Friday...it's time for more Redneck Jokes! - 11/23/07 07:14 AM
Enema.......................Not a friend.
Fester......................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula......................A small lie.
Genital.....................Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series..................World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail....................What you hang your coat on.
Impotent....................Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain..................Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff...............A Doctor's cane.
Morbid......................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates....................Cheaper than day rates.
Node........................I knew it.
One more week in November - enjoy every minute!!
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redneck: Another Weekend Means: "Time for Redneck Jokes!" - 11/16/07 05:01 PM
Some Redneck Medical Terms:
Artery......................The study of paintings.
Benign......................What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria.
Barium......................What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan.....................Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her.
Colic.......................A sheep dog.
Coma.......................A punctuation mark.
D&C.........................Where Washington is.
Dilate......................To live long.Have a great weekend, everyone!!
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redneck: A little humor for the end of the week. . . - 10/12/07 08:59 AM
If 'Friends' was filmed in my home or hometown, I think this could apply. OK, just kidding. But I think a picture is worth a thousand words. How about you?
Living in Florida - this applies in so many ways you have no idea. . . I haven't seen this on the road, … (0 comments)
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redneck: Redneck Inventions - 04/03/07 05:45 PM
Yes, it's that time of year again here in the South - as the pollen fills our lungs and the grass is yea high to a grasshopper - my uncles have gotten together again to put their few brain cells together to solve the problems that plague our world. Luckily my … (60 comments)
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redneck: Redneck Pics - 01/19/07 03:48 PM
This post was born when TLW and Blanca Hijacked my Post on The New Cell Phone Law .
I really did not mind because I enjoy talking about my family, but when they started calling me "Bubba" - it brought back memories of family reunions gone wrong. You know what I'm talkin' … (92 comments)
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redneck: The new Elite USRSF - 01/10/07 10:50 AM
One of my clients forwarded this to me today -keep in mind that I am from South Carolina and I actually know some of these brave men.
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These South Carolina boys will … (15 comments)
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redneck: You Might Be A Real Estate Agent... - 11/19/06 05:43 AM
Jeff Foxworthy's "...you might be a red-neck" routine is hilarious! Let's have some fun with our profession.
Here's a start:
1) If you fill up your gas tank in the morning and your gas gauge is tilting towards "E" my noon...you might be a real estate agent.
2) If you come home from work … (21 comments)
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