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Short Sales and Self Check Out Lanes

Tamara Dorris (Davis & Davis ) — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 10:47:55 -0700

You think you’ll try the self check out lane because you’re kind of in a hurry and with only a couple of items, it seems like the right thing to do.

First, the scanner doesn’t read your bananas so you have to punch the numbers in manually, but because the code on the sticker is so small, you have to first get your reading glasses out so you can see it. The vodka you’re getting requires store authorization, so you’re waiting for the 16-year old bagger who’s talking to the 18-year old bagger, wondering if she likes him. Once he makes it over to your “quick” check out lane, he takes one looks, sees you’re old as the hills, and punches in some secret code so the vodka goes through. At this point, you just wanna throw the damn bananas and vodka in the car and get outta there, but then the little thingy won’t read you ATM card.

Short sales are like that.

It’s a good idea. Really. Much like avoiding long lines in grocery store (foreclosure). So you do the right thing. You hire an agent with sass and skill who (hopefully) properly preps you for the pitfalls and frustration you’re about to endure:

1. It will take time.

2. You will need to provide bank statements, pay stubs, and promises that you’re not related to Bill Gates or otherwise loaded with off-shore accounts.

3. You will have to let people inside your house; they will see your bedspread, book shelves, and litter box. (you will have to keep it clean).

4. The bank will play hard ball (this is where the sassy agent comes in).

5. You may need therapy (this is where the vodka comes in).

But then, if the blessed approval comes in (and a small celebration ensues) escrow is opened and all that awaits is the nail-biting inspection and appraisal period. You hope there is no dry rot damage from the weekend your son made a pool out of the hallway bathroom, and that the appraiser totally misses the mansion that sold next door two weeks ago. Assuming too, that the buyer turns out qualified and doesn’t change her mind because the cute house across the street that just went up for sale has such a neat-o tree in the front. Additionally, you’ve managed to fax and email and scan and be notarized about everything under the sun that always, no matter what, was due two days ago. Now you might, if you are very, very lucky, close your deal.

Seriously though.

While a short sale can be like a bit like a 10 Item or Less nightmare, it is leaps and bounds better than foreclosure. It is the responsible thing to do, that will, eventually (and I have to believed this) help repair our damaged housing market, thus our economy. Plus, you get to maintain your dignity and quite likely buy another house sooner. If it helps, I will bring plenty of banana and vodka. Promise

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Choosing a Sacramento Realtor

Tamara Dorris (Davis & Davis ) — Sat, 19 May 2012 15:43:45 -0700

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Sneak Peek at Carmichael Housing December 2011

Tamara Dorris (Davis & Davis ) — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 20:03:10 -0800

Here's some Carmichae Home Sales info for you this holiday season. May your season be bright!

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Copper Crooks in Carmichael

Tamara Dorris (Davis & Davis ) — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 11:33:16 -0800

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Sacramento Housing Stats November 2011

Tamara Dorris (Davis & Davis ) — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 15:44:50 -0800

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No Third Party Payments Please

Tamara Dorris (Davis & Davis ) — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 18:48:07 -0700

While most of us our honest and ethical, it only takes one bad apple....keep safe when you're dealing with your biggest investment...know what you are signing! Visit my website and video blog at www.inlovewithsacto.tv

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Five Tips for Becoming the Home Buyer From Hell

Tamara Dorris (Davis & Davis ) — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 18:08:28 -0700

All in good fun gang!

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Sacramento Home Buying FILPS and FHA Financing....More Info

Tamara Dorris (Davis & Davis ) — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 17:48:23 -0700

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Affordable Fair Oaks

Tamara Dorris (Davis & Davis ) — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 17:47:04 -0700

This well-kept Fair Oaks home is located on Leavitt Way and will sell fast! Cleans as a whistle and perfect for entertaining on the beautiful patio and taking a dip in the pool or hot tub. A corner-lot with an added space for RV or boat parking. Hardwood throughout 3/2.....short sale, one lender, starting bids: $240,000.

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Carmichael Home Buyers, Beware of Bad Guys!

Tamara Dorris (Davis & Davis ) — Fri, 13 May 2011 18:16:37 -0700

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Carmichal, Sacramento Home Buying and Deposits

Tamara Dorris (Davis & Davis ) — Fri, 06 May 2011 17:58:59 -0700

When you are buying a home in Carmichael, you will have to put down a deposit. To start your MLS search now, visit my website at www.BuyInSacto.com

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Disclosures When Buying a Sacramento or Carmichael Home

Tamara Dorris (Davis & Davis ) — Fri, 06 May 2011 17:56:13 -0700

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Buying That Carmichael Home

Tamara Dorris (Davis & Davis ) — Fri, 06 May 2011 17:54:38 -0700

If you are thinking about buying a home in Carmichael, visit my website and start your search now...www.BuyinSacto.com.

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Is it a Good Time to Buy a Sacramento, Carmichael Home?

Tamara Dorris (Davis & Davis ) — Fri, 06 May 2011 17:52:38 -0700

If you're thinking of buying a Carmichael home, or buying a home in the greater Sacramento Area, please visit my website and start your search, straight from MLS! www.BuyInSacto.com

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Don't Put Money in a Sacramento Home Until You Own it!

Tamara Dorris (Davis & Davis ) — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 16:36:55 -0700

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Eldorado Hills Elegance

Tamara Dorris (Davis & Davis ) — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 18:39:22 -0700

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Tamara in Sacramento Real Estate News--FOX 40

Tamara Dorris (Davis & Davis ) — Sun, 10 Apr 2011 18:38:09 -0700

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Should You Pay Your Sacramento, Carmichael Mortgage?

Tamara Dorris (Davis & Davis ) — Sun, 10 Apr 2011 18:34:35 -0700

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When Do I Get the Keys to My Sacramento, Carmichael Home?

Tamara Dorris (Davis & Davis ) — Sun, 10 Apr 2011 18:28:42 -0700

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Carmichael, Sacramento Short Sellers: Lien on Me....

Tamara Dorris (Davis & Davis ) — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 20:28:05 -0800

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Carmichael, Sacramento Home Owners: Show Us Your House!

Tamara Dorris (Davis & Davis ) — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 12:17:09 -0800

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Carmichael, Sacramento Home Owners: is Bankruptcy an Option?

Tamara Dorris (Davis & Davis ) — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 18:42:52 -0800

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Rockin Rocklin Open House!

Tamara Dorris (Davis & Davis ) — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 09:30:32 -0800

THIS SUNDAY.....

Get a killer deal on this warm, wonderful and affordable Rocklin home. 3 bedroom, 2 bath on a nice street. Updated Kitchen makes this an even more rockin deal!

Short sale with BofA is already set up.

Open Sunday, February 13th from noon to three.

Lender will be on site for financing questions.

Call or text if you have any questions 212-7687

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Carmichael Real Estate, Home Buyer Warranty

Tamara Dorris (Davis & Davis ) — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 09:41:34 -0800

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Carmichael Real Estate, Home Buying Spring Fever!

Tamara Dorris (Davis & Davis ) — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 09:32:52 -0800

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