joke: Joke for the day - 06/24/08 07:55 AM
At dinner John turned to his wife of 12 years and asked: "In all the years we have been married, when I get mad at you, you don't fight back. How do you control your temper?"
His wife looked at him and said, "I clean the toliet."
John said, "I don't see how that helps you control your temper."
She said, " I use your toothbrush."
 
 
 
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joke: Joke for the day - 06/18/08 10:07 AM
A young woman asked an older woman how she had become rich.  The old woman said, "In1942 I was down to my last nickel.  I invested that nickel in an apple and spent the day polishing it.  At the end of the day I sold it for 10 cents.  The next day I invested the 10 cents into 2 apples and sold them for 20 cents.  I continued this system for a month and by the end of the month I had accumulated a fortune of $1.37.  Then, my husband's father died and left us five million dollars."
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joke: Joke for the day - 04/30/08 01:55 AM
A nun joined a very strict order. They were only allowed to speak two (2) every five (5) years. This nun was very hard working. At the end of the first five years. She went to the Mother Superior.
Mother Superior:  "My daughter, you have worked very hard for the last five years, so you have earned the right to say your 2 words. What would you like to say."
Nun: "Food's bad."
After that the nun went back and continued to work hard and encouraged other nuns with her attitude. After another 5 years, she was again in front of the Mother … (3 comments)

joke: Medical Test - Just for fun - 03/28/08 06:45 AM
Because I want you to get checked out to make sure you're healthy  and will be around longer .                             MEDICAL  TEST   STARE  INTO THE CAT'S EYES   FOR  10 SECONDS<>  ..
 
 
 Then  Scroll Down
 
NOW  STARE IN THE PUPPY'S EYES FOR 10  SECONDS ...  
 
 
Your  CAT SCAN and  LAB TESTS are  now complete 
 
     
 
 
 
 
 
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joke: Cat Joke ---- Just for fun! - 03/21/08 05:17 AM
How To Tell If Your Feet Stink
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The contents of this posting are the property of Pam Mabe and  Solaris Realty of TampaBay. Pam Mabe is a broker working in the Tampa area helping buyers and sellers buy and sell homes.  Contact Pam at 813-245-0316 to list your property for sale or to purchase a property in Hillsborough, Pinellas or Pasco County area. Information is provided in this blog with the intent to educate homeowners and buyers about Tampa, St. Petersburg, Clearwater, Brandon, Wesley Chapel, Lutz, Valrico, Odessa and other communities in the Tampa area. For more information on different communities and … (7 comments)