humor: Quick Jokes for the Real Estate and Mortgage Professionals
- 05/31/07 04:42 AM
This just in... (actaully I just got it via email.) The author(s) of these jokes is unknown. I apologize if you have seen these before, but I am sure you will still get a laugh out of them... ENJOY!!! My buyer told me that he lived in the same house for 10 years. When I checked, I found out he'd still be there today if the Governor hadn't pardoned him. Why do you have your front door leading right into the dining room? So my relatives won't have to waste any time. The sellers told me their house was near the water. It was in the … (24 comments)
humor: Redneck Humor
- 05/20/07 05:00 PM
One of my friends emailed this to me... probably because I live in Redneck territory. Anyways, I do not know the original author, but figured I would share it with you all. Enjoy! Social Tips For Rednecks
1. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 2. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church. 3. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. 4. Even if your certain that you're included in the will, it's rude to drive a U-Haul to the funeral.
Entertaining In Your Home...
1. A centerpiece for the table should … (6 comments)
humor: The Perfect Tenant :)
- 01/28/07 03:29 PM
OK... My wife forwarded me this email last night. I tried to find out the original source of the email, but could not trace it back to one single individual... so the author is ANONYMOUS. Hope you enjoy. :) Got Beer... A Landlord's NightmareA SINGLE GUY LIVED IN THIS TOWNHOUSE FOR 8 YEARS IN BARRIE ONTARIO. THE LANDLORD THOUGHT HE WAS THE BEST RENTER BECAUSE HE NEVER CALLED OR COMPLAINED AND WAS NEVER LATE ON A PAYMENT.
THESE PICTURES DON'T EVEN COME CLOSE TO WHAT IT REALLY LOOKED LIKE.THE REALTOR HAD ALREADY MOVED SOME OF THE CANS OUT, AND HAD CAVED IN THE … (32 comments)
humor: AR Comedy Club - Featured Posts Update
- 01/24/07 06:20 AM
Friends, ARians, and Comedians, I appologize for slacking on my administrative duties of featuring top comedic posts on a weekly basis. I have become, like most others in the industry, rather busy since the first of the year and have had to cut back on my involvement on certain activities. I have made Marc Blasi, Chris Griffith, and Jeff Belonger administrators of the group to help with removal of mis-placed posts (so if you have a post that is missing from the group, chances are one of these individuals felt it did not belong), duplicate posts, and to help with the nomination of featured posts. Due to … (9 comments)
humor: AR Comedy Club - Week 2 - Featured Posts
- 12/17/06 01:45 PM
Well, I have to say that things have been pretty busy on my end to keep up with all the great posts that have been on AR, lately. So, with that said, I have secretly apointed a couple moderators to help me monitor this group. Those moderators will help me decide who the top comedians are each week. So, without further ado... For Best Christmas Humor: The Twelve Days Of Christmas By Agnes And Her Lawyers...ROAR! by TLW For They Shouldn't Breed Joke: We have a tie... Only in Canada, eh? by Lee Krepps Tales from the Criminally Stupid... by Robert Ashby There were several runners up, but I do not … (12 comments)
humor: Oh, No! Mr. William (Sorry don't want to upset SNL)
- 11/25/06 05:53 AM
Devine, Bovine! Mister dressed in spandex and who thinks he is a flying rodent! (Sorry don't want to upset WB or Bob Kane) Why don't we all meet as aquaintences over at the bookstore to drink our caffinated beverages and talk about this? (Sorry don't want to upset Fox) Hey, let's move to an exclusive zip code and become over aged teenagers and go to a place of academic study to learn everything but an education. (Sorry again... Fox) Or better yet. Let's all get jobs down the street and work by driving yellow cars. Maybe we, too, will get famous. (Sorry... ABC) You know... it is … (6 comments)
humor: Mr. Mom's Joke of the Week
- 11/10/06 02:45 PM
I have to give a little background on this joke before I tell it. I heard this joke last week at one of my networking groups. The group is called "Just Us Girls of Lake County." Yes, I am a member (I am really playing up to the role of Mr. Mom.) Anyway, I will make the same disclaimer that was told to me before I tell the joke. Disclaimer: Men do not take offense to this joke... it is just that, a joke. Okay, so there are three men who went out for camping trip. They loaded up their backpacks, duffle … (8 comments)
This just in... (actaully I just got it via email.) The author(s) of these jokes is unknown. I apologize if you have seen these before, but I am sure you will still get a laugh out of them... ENJOY!!!
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