Little Realtor Boy: Lyrics (to the tune of little Drummer Boy)

  

     Come they told me and, sell my house                                         

A new listing we bring, to sell our house

   One of the finest around, so sell our house

 Over priced we paid, sell our house, sell our house,

sell our house

 

So to the listing I went, to sell this house, No problems now!

 

      Pretty Cape Cod, I can sell this house

It has a nice yard too, I can sell this house

       No walls inside, can I sell this house

        No floors to see, I can't sell this house, sell this house,

sell this house

 

I shall run for it now away from this house, can't sell this house,

to my car

 

     Sellers nodded please, sell this house

            I smiled and said, can't sell this house

      No buyers to bring, can't sell this house

          No floors or wall, can't sell this house, can't sell this house,

sell this house

 

 Then out the door I went! TO SELL THEIR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 


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Claude Anthony Turpin Jr.

Claude Turpin

Anderson, SC

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