Dad-burn home inspectors!!!

     Well along comes this durn home inspector who sez that this ain't right!! Now the gal is fussin' at me an' want's her money back. Now you tell me, what's wrong with this picture? It doesn't leak...  

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Bubba here. I am the shy type, and most of the time kinda keep to my self, don't say much, play with my power tools, screw up a few things here an' there... In general just do what comes natural to an ole southern boy from the hills of TN. Things like huntin, fishun, and even brewing a batch or two of grandma's recipe that I guarantee ya, will certainly cure your ills.

I've been noticin', that there are these point things that show up by score. Who is keeping score, I ain't! Now MA certainly does! She KEEPS score on EVERY thing I do. Lordy, just can't seem to please that women at times, unless I bring home something that sparkles like the latest costume jewelry from the local dollar store... Now that is sure to earn a fella point if'en ya know what I mean. Ma really likes sparkly things. Maybe I need to buy her two of those sparkly ear bob thingies just to earn a few extra points to butter her up a little when I break the news to her that I just bought a new state of the art, 150 hp, dual seated, 2 live bait wells fishun' boat. That'll work won't it?

Bubba out...

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Bubba here,

The other day, I had a hankerin' for one of my favorite taste bud ticklin' delights, so I wheeled the pick-em-up around and made a bee-line to pick me up a couple of Happy Meals. Just had to get me a few new toys cuz I broke the others playing with Fred.(Gotta remember folks, I am a kid at heart.) Now we all know that $%&@!! happens! Just happens that this was not this dudes lucky day. Hope that he was eatin' a Happy Meal...

Bubba out.

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Bubba here…

I’ve been tagged with this thing call a mee mee is that anything like a moo moo? Anyway, from what I have been told, I gotta talk about me… Well folks, ME is MY favorite subject…

I am not a fig Newton of your imagination…

I love fig Newtons…

I love to fix stuff…

I love POWER tools! Yeah Buddy!

I hate home inspectors who pick at what I just fixed…

I love big trux that have lots of power and drink gas…

I hate those little match-box cars that get 50 MPG… Love to squish ‘em off the road…

I love beer…

I hate those sissified namsy-pamsy drinks! PA-TOOIE…

I love grad-dads home recipe – kinda takes the hair off your chest…

I love fried green ta‘maters

I love fishin’…

I hate it when those suckers don’t bite, but then it gives me more time to drink beer…

I have shootin’ irons…

I love huntin’ with my favorite coon dog, ol’ Fred. Fred ain’t what he used to be but he’s still my favorite…

I love Mom, apple pie and the USA…

I hate it when people talk the USA down…

I love to fly my US flag…

I hate it when people show disrespect for our flag and country…

I am proud of our Troops…

I hate it when people show disrespect for OUR troops and the job that they are doin’…

I love puppies…

I hate it when they piddle on the floor and I step in it…

I love little kitties…

I love looking at the gals who are ‘easy on the eyes’…

I hate people who get their kickers in a wad about nutin’…

I hate people who think that they are God’s gift to mankind…

I've been told that I am a smart A$$... Folks tell me I can sit on bowl of ice cream and tell you what flavor it is…

I will not eat that bowl of ice cream after I sat on it though…

I love stirrin’ the pot…

I believe in God and the strength and unity of the family…

I have seen ghosts and UFO’s. No we’re not talkin’ about when pops still blew up last week! We knew what the hell that was…

I love taggin’ othurs with this here meme thing-a-ma-jig so hear goze…

I would like to know more about Nancy Larson; Cristal Drake - Fullerton Area Realtor and Barbara Flannery USA Realty, Inc. Y’all ain’t been tagged so y’all are it…

Bubba out…

As hurricane Gustav barrels down and is fixin' to release all sorts of havoc on the city of New Orleans, why is it that the political parties in this country can't come together as Americans and help our fellow Americans? Are we as a Nation so politically divided that we cannot work together for the good of all? Is one side of the aisle so afraid that the other side might get a "leg up" or get credit for doing something that the other side ain't? 

Now I know that these are rhetorical questions an' all, but just stop and think about it... Both sides are touting "It's time for a change." I feel that it is time to have a change of heart and attitude towards one another politically and stop all this namsy-pamsy tit-for-tat crap! OUR fellow Americans are in need of help. It's time to roll up our sleeves and pitch in. How much more can WE as a NATION accomplish, if we just work together and forget our differences. After all, the last time I looked this country was still called the UNITED States...

Just my 2 cents worth...

Bubba