maurice cohn's (vipermoe) Blog

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota.All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then wo...

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. Just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.It was obvious she was a little irritated. . .She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it...

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery on May 5th in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.T...

The post office just recalled their latest stamps. They weren't working ... They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. What does a lawyer name his daughter?? Sue. What do you call a lawyer gone bad?? Senator. What do you trow a drowning lawyer?? His...