Real estate blog entries tagged with humor by Tisza Major-Posner, DRE#01784679 (I.V.P.G.

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humor: Its The First Time EVERY Time In A Real Estate Transaction... But Should It Be? - 03/13/09 05:24 AM

Hi All,
I closed another transaction yesterday and I awoke this morning with that Scarlett O'Hara morning after glow about me. After a languid stretch and a considerable amount of humming to myself I sauntered into my living room only to find that my cellphone had already been far busier this … (26 comments)

humor: No Matter Who You Are Its Still All About Location, Location, Location... - 08/23/08 02:56 AM

Hi All,
Recently I was in San Francisco (along with around 1000 or so of my friends) for the wonderful Active Rain party, the awesome Zillow Beer With Bloggers, the killer Trulia open house, oh, and a crazy little thing called Inman Connect.
So, after spending time filling my brain with … (15 comments)

humor: How The Grinch Stole The Kitchen... - 08/19/08 11:57 PM

Hi All,
Every buyer in Rancho, the tall and the small just wanted to get the best house deal of all. The market was hot, there was no end in sight, so they borrowed the money (who cares if its right). They spent every penny with nary a thought, but when … (17 comments)

humor: "Were They Be Hero's"... An Internet Cautionary Tale... - 08/13/08 01:25 AM

Hi All,
The Internet is a bad thing. A very, very bad thing.
Since the advent of email communication the opportunity to make a fool of yourself, has now expanded to a global scale.
Case in point: I was reading a national magazine recently and came upon a story that demanded … (14 comments)

humor: Are Your Client's Suffering From "Helpful Friend Syndrome"? - 08/02/08 12:26 AM

Hi All,
Today I want to call your attention to a plague sweeping our Nation. A woefully underdiagnosed ailment striking down innocent folks somewhere every minute of every day, "Helpful Friend Syndrome". Helpful Friend Syndrome (or HFS) can strike anyone, anywhere at anytime and it is not limited to folks looking … (9 comments)

humor: All Babies Are Beautiful... But What If The Baby's Ugly? - 07/30/08 01:19 AM

Hi All,
Let's face it, if we were all given our druthers, there is not a one of us that wouldn't love to always have the most beautiful listing on the block. And sometimes we do, sometimes the baby is beautiful... but sometimes, sometimes that baby is butt ugly, then what … (19 comments)

humor: The Technology Trap... The Faster You Go, The Faster You NEED To Go... - 07/28/08 12:46 AM

Hi All,
I just got back from Inman Connect in San Francisco (where I had a wonderful time and learned loads but that's another blog...) the defacto Real Estate Technology gathering spot. When I arrived in sunny (and it really was sunny for the entire week I was there) San Fran, … (46 comments)

humor: 'Twas The Night Before Inman... - 07/22/08 01:06 AM

Twas the night before Inman and all through the house, not a creature was sleeping, not even my spouse.
The suitcases were standing right next to the door, and the clothes they were scattered all over the floor.
The hotel reservations all had been made, and the credit card bills had … (3 comments)

humor: Do Big Screen TV's Cause Short Sales? - 07/19/08 10:25 PM

Hi All,
Everyone knows that Short Sales and Foreclosures are on the rise. This is not news. And everyone has heard about how predatory lending practices and option A.R.M.s are to blame. While I am sure that these have indeed all been involved in this mess, that is not the whole … (67 comments)

humor: My Dirty Little Secret... Confession Time... - 07/19/08 09:25 PM

Hi All,
I have been hiding something from everyone for a very long time and I finally feel secure enough (read that guilty) to come clean... to out myself... to confess... my dirty little secret...
This is something I have not wanted ANYONE to know and, in fact, I think I … (14 comments)

humor: Happy Saint Judes Day! A Humorous Take On A Proposed Holiday... - 03/04/08 10:53 PM

Hi All,
Here I am sitting in my living room enjoying the pleasant afterglow that comes from imbibing way too much heart shaped candy and inhaling the fragrance of way to many roses when my pink tinged, Cupid addled brain travels back in time to a Galaxy far, far away. I am … (7 comments)

humor: Truth In Advertising? A Humorous Take On Listings - 05/29/07 02:30 PM

Hi All,
As I was driving in the Desert on Sunday I found the perfect home. And I decided to make it my very first listing. I have not consulted the owner's of the property about my intent, but I figured, ehh, why bother them with something minor like that. I … (25 comments)

humor: One "Cat"tastrophe After Another... - 04/25/07 01:56 AM

Hi All,
I spent most of today photographing a home for another agent's listing in preparation for use in a virtual tour.
Since I am just learning how to use the program, and since I have not photographed too many homes, it helps them and is a good opportunity for me to practice.
Today, however … (10 comments)

humor: 10 Ways NOT to Buy a Home - 04/23/07 01:01 AM

10. Have no idea what your budget is. By all means, don't talk to a lender before you start shopping. Asking a lender to give you a clear picture of your finances and what you could comfortably afford is only for sissies.
9. Lowball every offer. Who cares what the home is … (5 comments)

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