humor: Sunday Funny-Who Can Resist a Talking Dog Story - 01/03/10 04:45 PM

A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog for Sale ."
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks?
"Yep," the lab replies?
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says?"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I … (9 comments)

humor: This Is How Fights Start (Humor) - 08/23/09 08:07 PM
These are great, have some laughs!
This is how fights start!! When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... .So, I took her to a gas station.....And then the fight started....My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said,"Do you want to have sex?""No," she answered.I then said, "Is that your final answer?"She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."And then the fight started...After retiring, I went to the … (5 comments)

 
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