What you see is not necessarily what you get when it comes to real estate ads. Here's a glossary that might help:
WHEN YOU READ IT MEANS
Luxury Living Overpriced
Great Starter Home One Room With a Toilet
Well Below Market Nobody Else Wants It
Plenty of Parking Stadium Across the Street
Extra Storage Four Hooks
Sunken Tub Floor Unlevel
Gated Community Bad Neighborhood
Rent With Option to Buy Been on the Market for Two Years
Cathedral Ceiling A Bear to Heat
Nighttime Security Street Lights Shine into All Windows
Safe Neighborhood Nosy Neighbors
Executive Neighborhood Everyone's Last Name is JONES
Victorian Sweetheart Strip 8 Layers of Paint Then Steam off the Wallpaper
Shows Well Be Prepared to Remove Your Shoes
Immaculate Remove Shoes. Tip Toe In.
Commuter's Dream At the Bottom of the Off-Ramp
Nice Condition Get Out The Paint
Quaint Better Buy a Wallpaper Steamer
Will Help Finance Owners Know They're Asking Too Much
Reduced To Move Been on the Market for Two Years
Prime Location Ask Price While Sitting Down
Close to Schools Busses Go Up and Down Your Street All Day
Everything's Been Updated But the House Has Been Condemned
Natural Setting You'll Spend Your Weekends Doing Yard Work
Handyman Special Forget It!
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