I received this in an e-mail some time ago. If this doesn't make you smile, nothing will. :-)
Instructions for properly hugging a baby:
1. First, uh, find a baby.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the
2. Second, be sure that the object you found was
indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.
hugging process.
4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
achieve the best photo quality.
This "smile" has been brought to you by:
Karen Ingersoll
Big Land and Homes
Snowflake, Arizona
(928) 243-2010
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