Via William Feela Owner/Broker North Branch,MN (Whispering Pines Realty):

I was accused once by my wife of not listening to her...All Right, All Right....once this morning. (That's really good for me!)   So when I read this, I thought...YUP, that's me!  Hope you enjoy!

OH To Be Six Again...

I was sitting on the edge of our bed, observing my wife looking at herself in the mirror.  I knew her Birthday is coming up, so, I  asked her what she would like for Her Birthday.

"I'd like to be six again", she replied without turning from the mirror.

So on the morning of her Birthday, I arose early and made her a bowl of Lucky Charms and then I took her to the Six Flags Theme Park.  What a day we had!  I put her on every ride in the park...The death slide, the Wall of Fear, The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, Everything there was.  We played all the games, and after 5 hours she staggered out of the park. Head was reeling and her stomach felt like it was upside down.

I then took her to Mc Donalds and ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.   Then it was off to a movie, Pop Corn, Soda, and her favorite candy...M&M's.  We then went home and she collapsed onto the Bed exhausted.

I leaned over by her with a big smile, real proud of myself and asked her..."Well, what was it like to be Six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed and she said...I MEANT MY DRESS SIZE YOU DUMB A$$!!"

Moral of the Story...

Even when a Man listens, he's going to get it wrong!

Don't I know it!!!!!

 
Posted by Diane Daley on 03/25/2009 05:01 PM   Comments (1)  
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1 Comments on OH to be Six Again...or Men Just Don't Listen!

MAR
25
2009

That's too funny. It took me a few minutes of laughing before I could compose myself enough to dictate this comment.
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