Have you ever been so hungry that you think that you could eat an etire cow? Well, now you have a chance. Can you imagine sitting down to eat and one of these bad boys is dropped if front of you. Let me introduce to you the Fifth Third Burger. The bun is eight inches long and holds 5 1/3 pounds of beef patty, hence the name Fifth Third. Playing second fiddle to the beef is 1 cup of chili, 5 slices of American Cheese, a pouring of nacho cheese, lettuce, salsa, sour cream, and Frito's Potato Chips. Now if that is not enough, one can also get a side of jalapenos poured on top.

Now, for the health nut in you, check out these facts:

Firth Third Burger Nutritional Information

244%
460%
597%
248%
454%
118%
105%

Like I said, I will take 2.