Few things in life come with instructions. For instance:
- Walking wrongways through a crowd on the street - no instructions. Lots of shoulder bruises.
- Folding T-shirts - no instructions. Cotton wrinkles easily.
- French Braids - no instructions, although many have tried. It's too hard to click "next" while your fingers are bound up in your hair.
Some things are made easier with instructions. For instance:
- Microwave popcorn - instructions. If you follow them, you have a hot, healthy snack.
- Automatic Car Washes - instructions. Without them, we'd have far fewer side mirrors.
- Express Line - instructions. That guy with 13 items has to go somewhere else, thank GOODNESS.
Why am I writing about instructions today? Well, it's occured to me through a series of tests that some people just never will follow instructions. You see, I've had to post a few job ads recently, and as I described to one of the guys here in the office, I always sneak a test into the ad to see if the potential candidate is actually paying attention, or if they're just sending their resume to everyone in the want ads.
My test this time? "Do not attach a cover letter. Instead, explain why you are the best candidate for this job in 140 characters or less." It was listed as the veerrrrrrry bottom of the ad, right after the word IMPORTANT: in bolded, capitalized letters. Strangely enough, the percentage of people who actually read that and comprehend the test is about 10%. The percentage who get the reference to Twitter is about 2%.
Why are instructions important? Because they tell more about you than you realize. Are you an instructions-follower? Can you make a paper crane in thirty seconds thanks to that YouTube vid posted not too long ago? Are you methodical? Do you complete every step? Are you observant? Did you even notice that the instructions were there?
Yes, my friends, sometimes the fine print does matter. It's strange how few people are paying attention!
(That's my rant for the day - it's 10:19PM and I've had a tough day. It was either bore you with a lecture about paying attention or complaining about my constantly interrupted workflow today ;) )
I too have written things with specific instructions about a specific way to contact me and am amazed at the number of people who either do not read or do not pay attention...maybe they just scan. Or perhaps they just don't get it?