Okay folks. 

Gather round your computer monitors for the Battle of the Big Men! 

In the red corner, we have the massive 7'1" Shaquille O'Neal. 

In the blue corner, we have ActiveRain's own Jason Crouch who is reputedly nine feet tall.

You'll have to use your imagination.

Here we go!!!

 

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Shaq is VERY QUOTATIOUS.  However, Jason Crouch also posts some memorable lines.

Both big men can definitely make you laugh.

Ding!  Round 1 is a draw.

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On Twitter, Shaq has 435,767 followers.  Jason Crouch has 6,622 followers.

Obviously, both big men are very popular.

Ding!  Round 2 goes to Shaq.

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Jason Crouch has posted 13,604 Twitter updates.  Shaq only has 1,010 updates.

Clearly, one big man puts more effort into his online game.

Ding!  Round 3 goes to Jason Crouch.

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Sorry folks.  After three exciting rounds, we've got a tie.

Nobody wants to see a tie after paying the price of admission.

So we're going to a sudden-death overtime!

We've exhausted the head-to-head numbers on Twitter.

Now let's look at ActiveRain.

 

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Jason Crouch has 489,456 ActiveRain points.  Shaq has zero points.

You read that right.  Shaq has ZERO.

No contest.

Ding!  Ding!  Ding!  Ding!

Round 4 is a slam dunk for the undisputed online champ, JASON CROUCH!!!

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8 Comments on Jason Crouch or Shaq? Who wins the online battle???

MAR
27
2009
874,764 Points 167 Featured Posts Localism Sponsor Outside Blog Attended Rain Camp Called Shot Master

Bruce - Thanks for the laugh today.  If only I could dominate the boards like Shaq, huh?
12:27pm • #1
APR
05
2009
1,146,151 Points 242 Featured Posts Localism Sponsor Outside Blog Hit Router Attended Rain Camp Called Shot Master

Hey Buddy Bruce!  Your coach is AMAZING!  I don't know where he finds the hours in the day!  I want to be the female version of him--hey, I've already got the height-thing going for me--now I just need to know the secret of being in 10 places at one time and seeming to be in only one!!!

Cute post too!  How did you find Shaq's Twitter@?


Debe in Charlotte
9:53am • #2
APR
24
2009
470,504 Points 40 Featured Posts Localism Sponsor Attended Rain Camp Called Shot Master

This is still funny when I read it a second time. I hope thing are well in your part of the world!
8:34am • #3
233,368 Points 4 Featured Posts Outside Blog Attended Rain Camp

That was pretty funny. Time to write another one.
2:44pm • #4
APR
25
2009
4 Featured Posts Localism Sponsor

This was a good laugh, Bruce!  Thanks and have a great weekend!

Mary
7:38am • #5
273,297 Points 2 Featured Posts Localism Sponsor Outside Blog

OK, so I'm a bit slow in getting to this post but I had to thank you for a good laugh.  My vote is also for Jason.  Thanks for an entertaining post.
12:09pm • #6
MAY
20
2009
474,986 Points 9 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Hi Bruce-Clever post. Thanks for the smile. <SMILE>
2:03pm • #7
JUN
09
2009
976,919 Points 60 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

Bruce:  You forgot something.  Jason Crouch eats two-pound donuts, and blogs about where you can get them.  Shaq does not.  Jason wins round number five.
2:32am • #8

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