Taxes!

A friend sent this to me and I coudn't resist sharing it.  I know some taxes are for good things like roads, schools, etc.  But this puts it in perspective... we pay lots of taxes!     

     Tax his land,
     Tax his bed,
     Tax the table
     At which he's fed.

     Tax his tractor,
     Tax his mule,
     Teach him taxes
     Are the rule.

     Tax his work,
     Tax his  pay,
     He works for peanuts Anyway!

     Tax his cow,
     Tax his goat,
     Tax his pants,
     Tax his coat.

     Tax his ties,
     Tax his shirt,
     Tax his work,
     Tax his dirt.

     Tax his tobacco,
     Tax his drink,
     Tax him if he
     Tries to think.

     Tax his cigars,
     Tax his beers,
     If he cries
     Tax his tears.

     Tax all he has
     Then let him know
     That you won't be done
     Till he has no dough.

     When he screams and hollers,
     Then tax him some more,
     Tax him till
     He's good and sore.

     Then tax his coffin,
     Tax his grave,
     Tax the sod in
     Which he's laid.

     Put these words
     upon his tomb,
     ' Taxes drove me to my doom...'

     When he's gone,
     Do not relax,
     Its time to apply
     The inheritance tax.

Here's the list of Taxes:

    Accounts Receivable Tax
    Building Permit Tax
    CDL license Tax
    Cigarette Tax
    Corporate Income Tax
    Dog License Tax
    Excise Taxes

    Federal Income Tax
    Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
    Fishing License Tax
    Food License Tax
    Fuel  Permit Tax
    Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
    Gross Receipts Tax
    Hunting License Tax
    Inheritance Tax
    Inventory Tax
    IRS Interest Charges

    IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
    Liquor Tax 
    Luxury Taxes
    Marriage License Tax
    Medicare Tax
    Personal Property Tax
    Property Tax
    Real Estate Tax
    Service Charge Tax
    Social Security Tax
    Road Usage Tax
    Sales Tax
    Recreational Vehicle Tax
    School Tax
    State Income Tax
    State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
    Telephone Federal Excise Tax
    Telephone Federal Universal Service FeeTax
    Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
    Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge tax
    Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
    Telephone State and Local Tax
    Telephone Usage Charge Tax
    Utility Taxes
    Vehicle License Registration Tax
    Vehicle Sales Tax
    Watercraft Registration Tax
    Well Permit Tax
    Workers Compensation Tax