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LOL FRIDAY: Stock Market Terms

CEO -Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO- Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET - A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET - A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING - The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO - The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

BROKER - What my broker has made me.

STANDARD & POOR - Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST - Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT - When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER - A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

MARKET CORRECTION - The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

YAHOO - What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

WINDOWS - What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR - Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT - An archaic word no longer in use.

It's LOL FRIDAY on The Optimist Group. Come join us and post something funny!

Posted by Myrtle Beach Real Estate by Mirela Monte on 04/09/2009 10:03 PM

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lol friday stock market terms, its lol friday on the optimist group come join us and post something funny

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24 Comments on LOL FRIDAY: Stock Market Terms

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2009

It's Laugh Out Loud Friday. Let the games begin! I look forward to this all week. I can't wait to read your joks! You guys were great last week!

Mirela, these are hilarious! Thanks for sharing and starting Laugh Out Loud Friday!

Mirela,....You started early..and with a really great one..I LOVE IT

HelpfulHannah your friend in Philadelphia smile

LOL, it only hurts when I laugh, ouch, too funny, thanks for a great start on Friday!

Hannah: It's 11pm here and I have to go to bed early. Tomorrow will be another brutal day. I'm getting my laughs in early...

Frank & Sharon: I'm glad you like them! Thank you!

Steve: It hurts? Tell me about it!

I like the definition of a bull market. Everyone is a genius when the market is up.

Mirela, I am rooling the floor and laughing. Thanks, I needed that

You are the best

That's great, Mirela. "Broker" and "Standard & Poor": that's about it!

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2009

Mirela, LOL! That is too funny, thanks for posting it.

great Friday morning laughs - thanks

Mirela, These little snippets are very funny and the last one is so true.....profit is an archaic word!

It would be a lot funnier if it weren't SO TRUE.

Mirela-Thanks for starting my Friday with a good laugh.

Hi Mirela, Spot on...these are so true. Thanks for the Friday laugh.

Mirela, I have been in a Bear Market for entirely TOOOO LONG! Thanks for the Funny! I did my duty and put up a few for Friday Fun, Now it is time to get my taxes fun.. (OH JOY!)

Mirela, What a great list of stock market terms. Thanks for started my Friday with some laughs, Have a great Easter weekend,

Happy Easter

very insite full. the truth in sheep clothing or wording. :-)

Mirela, I loved "bear Market!" Thanks for the Friday chuckle. I'll keep my eye out for something funny for next week ;-)

Thanks for the laughs Mirela. Like Lara, I really liked the bear market. LOL

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2009

Mirella, my favorite definition is Cash Flow - right down the toilet! LOL

APR

2009

I don't know which one is my favorite, I'm going to reblog this over to the KW agents so they can have a good belly laugh too. Thanks for sharing.

APR

2009

Awright Mirela - turnabout is only fair. I've got to reblog this. Too funny.

Hi Mirela - This is truly funny. I saw it over on Russel Ray's blog (he reblogged it from you), and enjoyed it, so I thought I'd come over and thank you directly for the good laugh.

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