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Ok, my friend is having a birthday party in which the guest come dressed as a song title.  I know it sounds weird, but as you approach you 30's you get bored with normal birthdays so themed party's become popular.  I decided that it would be funny to wear no costume at all and come as "Dirty white boy" by foreigner.  As I was looking for Ideas, I came accross a plethera of hillarious song titles so I thought I would share.  I think these are country songs.

You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

She Feels Like A New Man Tonight

You're The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can't Bite You Off

You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log

And There was Grandma, Swingin' on the Outhouse Door,
Without a Shirt On

I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You

He's Been Drunk Since His Wife's Gone Punk

She Got The Gold Mine and I Got The Shaft

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

If You Don't Leave Me Alone I'll Go
And Find Someone Else Who Will

I've Got The Hungries For Your Love
And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line

She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer,
and All Through the Night it Was Honor and Offer

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed

Thanks To the Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You

They May Put Me In Prison
But They Can't Stop My Face From Breaking Out

I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me

Take Me To The Corn Field Honey
And I'll Kiss You Between The Ears

You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life

She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit of the Looms to Hold All My Lovin' for You

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

C'mon Down off the Stove, Granny, You're Too Old to Ride the Range

Debbie Creech
ERA Team IV Homes - Poughkeepsie, NY
I have actually heard some of these songs & yes they are country songs.  If I remember correctly Jerry Reed sang some of them. I believe the late & great Johnny Cash sang Flushed from the bathroom of your heart.  Did some of them come off the "Old Dogs" album?       Thanks for sharing.
May 21, 2007 10:27 PM
Benjamin R. Blair
R. Benjamin Blair Inc. - Mission Viejo, CA
Yes, three of the song titles are from the old dogs album
May 22, 2007 02:43 AM
Ann Guy
NA - Allentown, PA
I don't think it's weird!  I like that theme party idea.  Sounds like fun!
May 22, 2007 10:58 AM
Roberta Lee
Century 21 Olde Tyme - Norco, CA
Norco Corona Riversid Homes For Sale
Gee I think I'll move to Mission Viejo.  Aliso Viejo wasn't near as exciting and neither is Norco.  :) Funny post
May 22, 2007 06:40 PM