I Love Mustard. (This is a true story. If you have children you will  probably relate to this father). As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection: a thick slab of ham on a  fresh bun  with crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, Gourmet  Mustard.  The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the  table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands, but was stopped by my wife  suddenly at my side.  

Here, hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich,' she  said.  I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching  again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my  fingers.. I love mustard.  I had no napkin. I licked it off.  It was not mustard. No man ever put a baby down faster.  It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my tongue protruding out.  With a washcloth in each hand, I did the sort of routine  shoeshine boys do, only I did it on my tongue. Later, after she stopped crying from laughing so hard, my  wife Said, 'Now you know why they call that fancy mustard >>> Poupon.''

 
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Judy...there are some incredible colors that can be found in a newborns diapers, I'm pretty sure that event would kill my craving for mustard all together (forever)..

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LOL...I grew up on the farm, ansd between the babaies and the animals, there were all kinds of stories from both.  Thanks for sharing!

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Not good,  That's worse then eating crow!!!  Next time you might smell before you taste!

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Hi Judy - That's an amazing story.  I caused shivers to run down my spin though lol  The only thought that ran into my mind was "yuck!"  lol

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