I visited a friend yesterday, she's a cat person. As you may know I'm a dog owner, but love all animals. After spending some time talking to her about life with a cat, I found many similarities. So here's a memo for dogs and 
cats.
TO: Dog & Cats
FROM: Your Human Companions
Re: Our Lives together
It's a king size bed! I cannot buy anything larger than a king-sized bed. I apologize. But do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep.
It is not necessary to sleep stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I'm also hip to the 
fact that sticking your tail straight out and having your tongue hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
There are dishes in the kitchen that have a 
paw print. Those dishes hold your food. All other dishes belong to me! They contain my food. Understand that putting your paw print in my plate does not make it yours, nor does it stake your claim to the food on the plate.
Stairways were not designed by HotWheels or NASCAR. It's not a racetrack. Getting to the bottom first is not the point. Also, you should know by now, that tripping me isn't a good idea, I fall faster than you can run!
This could be a tough one! There is no secret exit from the bathroom. That makes it unnecessary, if by some miracle I beat you there and get the door shut, to claw, whine, howl or meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the door trying to pull it open. 
I will exit through the same door I entered. And just for your information, I've been using the bathroom for many years, and feline and/or canine attendance is not necessary. 
And finally, there is an order to things in life. I cannot stress this one enough. The proper order is to kiss me, then go smell the other cat's or dog's butt!
Keller Williams Atlantic Shore
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