Jacksonville, Florida- Daniel "Dino" Odum, part-time Ferris Wheel operator, flea market vendor and former Realtor® loves to hunt for dumpster treasure. This past Friday was no exception.

While walking past what appeared to be a stuffed-to-capacity dumpster at the Bay Meadows Washington Mutual building, Odum caught the glint of something "shiny" out of the corner of his eye and decided to investigate.

As Odum approached the dumpster and slipped on his leather elbow protectors, in preparation for a quick dive, he spotted what appeared to be a "gently used" tackle box.  A "real find" in flea market circles.  But as Odum got closer and flipped back the rubber lid, he was shocked by what he found inside.

Familiar with real estate documents from his year in the business (2005), Odum found what appeared to be hundreds of thousands of fax cover sheets from Realtors®, third party authorization forms, hardship letters, bank statements, short sale addendums, purchase offers, listing agreements, family photos, losing lotto tickets and copies of Psychic Hot Line bills.

Odum immediately contacted authorities and tipped off Eyewitness News to the situation, with a request that he be allowed to keep the tackle box if it wasn't going to be used as evidence.

When authorities arrived at the scene, they found WaMu employees flinging files out of a second story window directly into the overflowing dumpster.  Loud music, hysterical laughter, and 'high-five' hand slapping could be heard from the parking lot.

According to investigators, the files Odum discovered are the "lost" short sale files Realtors® have been submitting to WaMu since their takeover by Chase in late 2008.  Some of the files have been submitted repeatedly, often as many as 10 different times to different fax numbers and/or locations.

The director of WaMu's loss mitigation department was unavailable for comment, but sources claim he is a former Active Rain member who was permanently banned for comment spam and continual violation of AR's guidelines.

Disclaimer: This "News Item" was written by Ralph the real estate dog.  It is a work of (comic relief) fiction. Only the photo is real. Any resemblance between the characters, persons or Realtors® is purely coincidental.  Photo GNU Free Documentation License, through Wikimedia.

 
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25 Comments on Dumpster Diver Discovers "Lost" Short Sale Files

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hey Ralph....did he find the fax machine in there too ? That one that is connected to a number that no one ever finds faxes from ?  Great way to start the day...Thanks Ralph !

6:47am • #1
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Laraine, so that is what happened to my short sale file I sent in 10 times.  Now it all makes sense.  :)

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I knew it, LOL. They must have taken the same training class as insurance claim adjusters. Which, by the way, years ago I attended a class given by a former insurance claims specialist. It was health insurance issues. They had what was called the 2 inch rule. (or something similar to that). They measured the height of the pile of claims piled on their desk and tossed anything over 2 inches. No joke....

Great post, I always look forward to Ralphs reports. He is one smart pooch!

6:49am • #3
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Why oh why can these banks and large insituttions with peoples sensative data invest in commercial grade shredders and ahve a shredding party. Higher college kids for a few days something.

7:13am • #4

Oh Laraine, you really have the gift for writing. I had clear visuals while reading this story of yours. Thanks for the laugh!

7:22am • #5
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Sally and David - Yes, he did find that wayward fax machine.  It was bagged for fingerprints by investigators.

Jen - Yep

Andrea - Hmmm.  Maybe they were all trained by the same Sh*t heads....I mean people. Thanks for stopping in!

Heather - Pretty sure they have the shredders.  It's just way more fun to fling them out the window.

Thank you Cynthia!  You're most welcome.

8:33am • #6
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roflmao, for real... ha ha ha.

8:54am • #7
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Hey Greg - Thanks!  Hey, do you happen to know where I can get some of those leather elbow protectors?

9:02am • #8
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WaMu should have seen this coming, what with the calls to the psychic hot line. Speaking of which, what's with the losing lotto tickets?

10:32am • #9
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Cheryl - The losing tickets were sent in by a few people to help prove their financial hardship case and to prove they had been diligently trying to win money for their mortgage.

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Hi Laraine...Dang, you had me going there.  I'm way too gullible.

I was about to do some dumpster diving myself.  We have some fisherman around my lake that might pay more for an old tackle box than they will for a waterfront home.

A fun read.

Kate

 

10:49am • #11
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Kate - Thanks and yes, used tackle boxes are a valuable commodity down here, too

11:59am • #12
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Laraine... Dan the dumpster diver sounds like a raccoon we used to have in the neighborhood, he was always attracted by shiny stuff, but after tearing through the garbage...he left a mess behind no one wanted to clean up. So rather than going after the knuckleheads that didn't secure the trash...we shot the dumpster diver. Problem solved, and no has to clean up anymore.

12:21pm • #13
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Steve - Hmmmm.  Not a bad idea.  But I'm afraid in this case, we'd have to shoot an entire department! 

12:42pm • #14
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I think lots of things end up in the dumpster... like short sales contracts when they reach the receiving end because they need to be sent at least a dozen time!

4:03pm • #16
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Steve - BLAM!

Caron - Ya think?

4:55pm • #17
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ROTFLMAO (I am soooo not going there today - LOL) Love the mental picture. :-)

4:54am • #18

Laraine, great blog, as always. Ever thought of writing a book? I.E. "Chicken soup for a realtor's well being". I really enjoy your posts.:)

9:06am • #19
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Joanna - Thank you.  Yes, actually I have thought about a book.  A dung fly cartoon book.  But, I'm pretty sure the name wouldn't have the word chicken in it.  :-) 

10:21am • #20
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I wonder if there are some appraisers on the bottom of that dumpster?

3:53pm • #21
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Greg - Hmmm.  Not sure.  Want me to call and ask?  Never mind....WaMu is routing all "short sale" inquiries through their call center in Pakistan this week. Babu doesn' have access to the dumpster. 

 

5:23pm • #22
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I would take it as a joke, but when I was younger for a short time I worked at a Credit Card company and I came to work over the weekend to catch up on some paperwork and I saw something very similar happening. They knew the garbage was picked up on Monday before staff arrived and this is was their way of getting rid of the extra work that was piling up.

 

1:05am • #23
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Todd - Now that's scary!  Makes me wonder about the post office.

5:31am • #24
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It's still happening.  Maybe Ralph shoud sniff around again.

3:33pm • #25

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