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These Ladies Mean Business -- Episode Two

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Real Estate Agent with Broker,Owner - Dreams Realty

"Yikes!!!!!!!!!!"  Terry ducked behind Sarah.

"Mom!!!!!!!!"  Sarah scooted from in front of Terry and ducked behind her mother.

It wasn't that the two of them hadn't seen plenty of trash piled up before in the kitchen and family room of a foreclosure property, but it was the first time they witnessed what we now call the "Mouse Olympics." 

Yes, there were mice hopping here and there like running hurdles (and running over each other).  Some were leaping over bags as if they were high jumping them, and hopping off one another like they were running a relay.  But the most spectacular mice were those springing off bags to leap up onto the counter like triple jumpers and pole vaulters.

Oh boy, what fun, but it was time to go into the living room where the two were greeted by a fairly filthy carpet marked with with two letters in red crayon: F U.  Strategically placed between the letters was a bottle full of a pungent yellow substance.  Dah....it wasn't mouse urine.

Sign, sigh...okay, so off to another room...

"Hey, mom, ahhhh, check out the kitchen refrigerator," Sarah said, gasping for fresh air that at the time didn't seem available due to the copious amount of rotting food.

 Dead rat"We can handle this," Terry commented as she doned a pair of rubber gloves and scooted by Sarah to get to the refrigerator. 

"Oh my...," Terry began as she opened the freezer compartment.  "Sarah, get me a box!"

There in the freezer compartment awaiting Terry's gloved hand was a stack of three very dead rats.  Terry didn't bother to wait for a box and insinctively flung them out the door: one-two-three.

"The trash out crew will take care of the rest of this place," Terry said tossing the gloves out the door with the dead rats.  "Let's go!"

And go they did, but they would be back! 

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Terry Rasner-Yacenda
Broker,Owner - Dreams Realty - Reno, NV
"Dreams Realty"

•1.       Doug Trudeau Says:
May 19th, 2007 at 12:14 pm

Great story. Now I don't feel bad about the dog poop on the carpet when showing a client a home the decided not to buy. How long did it take the crew, cleaners, and everybody else to get the house ready?

•2.       Dr. John Says:
May 20th, 2007 at 2:29 pm

Good to hear from you, Doug. Hard to believe (not really) folks didn't bother to clean up the dog poop on the carpet, but then in real estate it's always in the eyes of the beholder. In answer to your question, we have a two-part cleaning team for all of these houses. One crew spent a full day on repairs, followed by pest control and another day of clean up and paint touch up. The fine-touch cleaning team followed up with yet another full day of cleaning, and then a fifth day for final look through and our inspection. We turned it into a showable property in five days. We've turned others in two days; it really depends on what "adventures" we find.

May 22, 2007 05:05 PM
Alexander Harb
Knights Investing - Mesquite, TX
Dallas, Texas Real Estate Investing

Interesting comments, sis.......

It looks more like people are interested in other things than in your post...why is that??

You can delete spam posts easily....

 

May 23, 2007 06:09 AM
Terry Rasner-Yacenda
Broker,Owner - Dreams Realty - Reno, NV
"Dreams Realty"

Hi Alexander (is it Alex?),

Thanks for taking the time to give us "newbies" at the blog some constructive advice (we followed).  Your "The Knights Team" represents a number of fine values and principles we applaud.  We believe in free speech, but free spam time is burdensome; we watch the blogonaut hitchhikers with some tongue and cheek.  Let's be cross-country partners in this business.  Your help is always appreciated by my team, and we applaud your credentials.  Maybe you'll be interested in the next These Ladies Mean Business -- Episode Three featuring the "garage bedroom."  Should be posted by Thursday. 

Again, thanks!

May 23, 2007 01:35 PM
Kathy Tyson
City of La Vergne, TN - La Vergne, TN
That's so gross!  Hahahaha!  I just linked your story to Shak and Jill, a real estate blog at Shakadoo.  Thanks for your comment and for allowing me to subsequently link your story in my latest post! :)
Jun 07, 2007 05:20 PM