Sorry, but I can't resist posting these real estate jokes that I find on the Internet. If you have others, please send then along because I am also building a page for them on my website.
Here's today's story -
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.
One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.
He returned shortly and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."
"All right", said the clerk. "How long do you need them?"
The customer paused for a moment and said, "I'd better go check."
After a while, he returned to the office and said, "A long time... we're gonna build a house!"