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Real Estate Agent with Century 21 Lanthorn R. E. Ltd. Belleville, Ontario

Sorry, but I can't resist posting these real estate jokes that I find on the Internet. If you have others, please send then along because I am also building a page for them on my website.

Here's today's story -

Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.

One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.

He returned shortly and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"All right", said the clerk. "How long do you need them?"

The customer paused for a moment and said, "I'd better go check."

After a while, he returned to the office and said, "A long time... we're gonna build a house!"

Comments (2)

Robert Hammerstein
Christie's International Real Estate - Hillsdale, NJ
Bergen County NJ Real Estate

Bob - Good one! Always good to meet another Bob.:-) thanks

May 02, 2009 01:45 PM
Steven Nickens
Hawaii Life Real Estate Brokers - Wailea, HI
R(S)GRI ABR, Maui Real Estate Hawaii

I won't ever hire these guys to build my home hahahaha

Jan 27, 2014 01:45 AM