So here we stand, on the very edge of a cliff, looking into what appears to be an abyss... A man with a strange name has been president of the most powerful nation in the world for just over 100 days. The Mayans thought that the end would come in 2012. The minority party thinks it's already here. And can we blame them?
Just think about all the horrific things that have already happened:
To start off on entirely the wrong foot, the man with a strange name said something or other about American arrogance. He, in effect, apologized for the art of arrogance practiced here for the past 8 years. How dare he. After all, we are nothing if not arrogant, but we should embrace it, because god damn it, we are right, and we know it. We have always been right, maybe just misunderstood a tad, like with the whole Vietnam thing, and the slavery and all, but all that aside, we are and always will be righter than the next guy or gal, because we are the greatest country on earth.
He then proceeds to shake hands with some other people with strange names, none of whom are hand-shake worthy. We successfully ignored these same people for years, and now this man is squashing any notion we have grown accustomed to that those people simply don't exist.
Shortly after the whole mess of apologizing, the man with a strange name has the audacity to release the memos dealing with us, the greatest country on Earth, torturing a bunch of horrible people from a bunch of horrible countries who want nothing more than to blow us up. It's as if this used-to-be-attorney forgot that we are, indeed, unquestionably, undeniably the best country in the world, and anything at all we do must by definition be right. We had every right to torture those good-for-nothing-assholes, stuck in their Stone Age beliefs, habits and laws.
Who the heck does this guy think he is to tell us that we screwed up? We are Americans, and we don't screw up. Ever. It's not our fault that there are a whole bunch of people in the world who hate our guts - it's theirs, and we'll teach them to love us or become like us if it kills us!
These hundred days were also marked by blatant disregard for all things this great country was founded on. We are apparently not a Christian Nation - craziest freaking thing I ever heard. We are, supposedly, a nation of various religious beliefs, a diverse melting pot of sorts. It's like saying we are all amoral mutts, who can do, say or believe anything they please.
So here we are, on the brink of extinction, even if we don't realize it, and the only thing that can save us now is a new leader. Someone who understands that the Bible is always more right than any Constitution, someone who knows that there is only one Right Way to live one's life, and that way was defined in the Good Book. Someone who knows that no matter how wrong something seems, it's right if it's in the Bible. Infidels of all creeds with their twisted morals need to be eradicated - or this whole empire will collapse. This is the mission of this nation - to be the shining light, the city on the hill, the beacon of Freedom of Being the best freaking Christian Nation on earth.
If only Osama bin Laden weren't Muslim...
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Wow! Straight to Feature on Dissent. Congrats Inna!