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To Be or Not to Be ~ That is the Question

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Real Estate Sales Representative with Re/Max North Orange County

For those that know me, and for those who don't, I'm an avid tennis player.  Every morning it's up at the crack of dawn to go play.  I live for tennis, I breath tennis, I eat tennis. yes it's safe to say I LOVE IT !! But alas poor Penn, I knew him well.  For the past, well actually more than a week, I've not been able to play my sport of Prince's.  I have an almost fatal injury that is preventing me from playing and being my overall lovable, genial self.  To top it all off I'm sooo tired, everyone thinks I just got out of bed when I come into the office.  I can't help it, I've lost my will to live without TENNIS.  Not only that but know I have to wear this  24/7, or doc says I'll never play again!.  Not to mention the drugs I have to take4 times a day !! At least I still have food!!

                 

 I don't know why, but ever since I got hurt, food seems almost human to me, and it's all I think about.  I dream of food, I day dream of food, it's everywhere, sometimes its even chasing me ! Like yesterday I had lunch at The Old Spaghetti Factory and last night I drempt of this :

   the Flying Sphaghetti Monster.  I need help.  If I don't get well soon I may die first.  Now to top it all off, I'm catching a cold! Aaachoo !!

Dwight Schrute
Re/Max North Orange County - Fullerton, CA

Edwardo-Not to worry, I have an old Schrute cure for what ailes you.   Gramma Schrute's pickled beet juice.  It's a secret family recipe, but one glass a day will have you swinging at green things in no time!!    Dwight

May 05, 2009 10:51 AM
Anonymous
I.M. Pigge

That's no cold, it's THE SWINE FLU !! Get out of the office !!

May 05, 2009 10:56 AM
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Anonymous
stephanie

STOP ED!  YOU ARE REALLY SCARING ME.

May 05, 2009 11:56 AM
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