10 Excuses for falling asleep at your desk

1.They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

2."I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."

3."I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

4."Amen"

5."This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

6."Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

7."I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."

8."This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

9."Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

10."Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."