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Twisted Mothers' Day Humour

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Real Estate Agent with Century 21 Lanthorn R. E. Ltd. Belleville, Ontario

I need to put something on here for Mothers' Day.

Don't get me wrong, I had a great day visiting with my own Mom and spending time with my beautiful wife who is Mom to our four kids, but I still enjoy the bit of twisted humour in this story.


A small boy is sent to bed by his mother...

[Five minutes later] "Mom..."

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?"

"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

[Five minutes later] "Mom..."

"WHAT?"

"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a glass of water??"

"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"

[Five minutes later] "Mommm..."

"WHAT??!!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?"

Brian Sharkey
SharkeyRE LLC - Singer Island, FL
SharkeyRE

LOL

May 10, 2009 03:07 PM
John Mayer
Oikos Realty, Cape Canaveral, Cocoa Beach Florida - Cocoa Beach, FL
Your Beach Area Expert

Cute Bob. You must be drinking that funny Belleville water again down at the Quinte Hotel :-)

May 10, 2009 03:09 PM
Dorie Dillard Austin TX
Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX
NW Austin ~ Canyon Creek and Spicewood/Balcones

Bob,

I agree with John..you must be drinking that funny water in Belleville again!

May 10, 2009 03:23 PM
Michael A. Caruso
Surterre Properties - Laguna Niguel, CA

A good one Bob. Hey...I grew up in a town named Belleville in New Jersey.  Great memories... 

May 10, 2009 03:51 PM
Linda Lipscomb
Linda Lipscomb RE/MAX Lexington Henderson County TN - Lexington, TN
731-695-1118, Lexington TN Homes

Cute...think I'll go get a drink myself.

Thanks for sharing.

May 10, 2009 04:18 PM
Paul S. Henderson, REALTORĀ®, CRS
Fathom Realty Washington LLC - Tacoma, WA
South Puget Sound Washington Agent/Broker!

Cute Bob, I can still remember this routine when my kids were young...

May 10, 2009 04:49 PM
Harry F. D'Elia III
WEDO Real Estate and Beyond, LLC - Phoenix, AZ
Investor , Mentor, GRI, Radio, CIPS, REOs, ABR

Thanks for sharing. I am enjoying my kids each day

May 10, 2009 04:54 PM
David Stevens
Royal LePage Coast Capital Realty, Victoria BC Canada - Victoria, BC
Royal LePage Coast Capital Realty

Ha! Ha! poor kid! Hope things are going well in Belleville.

Cheers from Victoria, BC

Dave

May 12, 2009 01:36 PM