Maxine on - Retirement as a Wal-Mart Greeter

                         

Unfortunately, as I have gotten older, I have become a little less sensitive.

So, after trying my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, last weekend (a good

find for many retirees), I lasted less than a day......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, coyote ugly,

nasty woman walked into the store with her two kids,

yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly,

'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly, nasty woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no,

they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell

would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am. I just find it hard

to believe you got laid twice.

Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My 25 year old supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work .. . . 

soooo tomorrow maybe I'll go fishing.

 
Posted by KIM WHITE on 05/14/2009 01:26 PM   Comments (7)  
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7 Comments on Retirement as a Wal-Mart Greeter: LOL

MAY
14
2009
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Very funny.  Thanks for the laugh!
1:49pm • #1

Lol - thanks for the chuckle. My grandmother used to have a ton of "Maxine" things lying about in her home (calendar, magnets, etc) all are hilarious. Thanks!
2:04pm • #2
137,370 Points

Kim, Maxine stuff is just hilarious and that was a great story.

                                                           ~ Life is Good
10:49pm • #3
MAY
15
2009
463,762 Points 9 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Hi Kim-Now that was funny-Thank you for the chuckle <SMILE>
12:55pm • #4
MAY
16
2009
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Kim, now YOU are really making me laugh with this one. We all should speak our mind. Even in retirement. I can see Kim is not going to be rolled over any time soon.
9:35am • #5
MAY
17
2009
1,062,814 Points 12 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Kim, now THAT is funny!  Thanks for sharing it, I am still chuckling about it!
1:05am • #6
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2009
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Kim-I love Maxine!  Thanks for sharing!

 
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