Hi everyone thought I would share these little jokes that kids have come up with. Do your kids like their vegetables? What do you do so they will eat them? Hope you enjoy these little one liners having to do with veggies.

Q: How do you make an artichoke? 
A: Strangle it

Q: Which veggie plays sport?
A: Squash.

 

Q: What's the fastest vegetable?
A: A runner bean

 

-Kim White

 
Posted by KIM WHITE on 05/14/2009 06:31 PM   Comments (3)  
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Thanks for the post, Kim. I'll have to share these with my kids.
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Hi Kim,

Thanks for the morning chuckle. They are very cute and I'll be sure to share them with the kids.
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Hi Kim, those are cute, I will need to share with my daughter as new jokes for her group. 

Have a great and successful weekend !
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