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Laugh Out Loud Friday: A few Quick One liners to start your day!

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Mortgage and Lending with CMG Home Loans NMLS 248937

 

 A child's Prayer:

Dear God,

Please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer......

Amen

Quote of the recession so far:

"THIS IS WORSE THAN A DIVORCE. I'VE LOST HALF MY MONEY AND STILL HAVE MY
WIFE."
 

 

Have a great week End!!

 

Rob

Robert Rauf

Mortgage Banker

www.RobertRaufHomeLoans.com   or my blog: http://activerain.com/blogs/rrauf

(732)223-1630 x102

Since 1987 I have been helping my clients fulfill their dream of home ownership!

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Robert Rauf
CMG Home Loans - Toms River, NJ

Have a great weekend, and dont forget to smile!!!!

May 15, 2009 02:22 AM
Toula Rosebrock
Diane Turton, Realtors, Forked River, NJ - Lacey Township, NJ
Broker/Sales Associate, Realtor, Lacey Township,

ToulaRosebrock,com

Hi Rob:

Thanks for the laugh!

Have a great weekend.

Be sure to check out my Funny Friday post...

May 15, 2009 02:25 AM
Kelli~Rhyanne Bartley
Keller Williams Realty Mid~Willamette - Corvallis, OR

Thanks for the laugh Rob...have a terrific weekend!

May 15, 2009 02:26 AM
Kathy Knight
Intracoastal Realty Corp - Wilmington, NC
BROKER, ABR, CRS, GRI, SFR, SRES

What a riot - love it again.... have a great weekend.

May 15, 2009 02:43 AM
Gary White~Grand Rapids Home Selling Pro Call: 616-821-9375
Flexit Realty "Flexible Home Selling Solutions" - Grand Rapids, MI
Real Estate Services You can Trust!

Hi Rob, Thanks for the laugh for the day.  Hope you have a good weekend.

May 15, 2009 02:59 AM
Donne Knudsen
Los Angeles & Ventura Counties in CA - Simi Valley, CA
CalState Realty Services

Now that last one was funny!  Have a great weekend Sea Monkey.  :)

May 15, 2009 03:09 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

#2 Unfortuantly I know how both ends feel.  The top one is funny also!

May 15, 2009 03:14 AM
Robert Rauf
CMG Home Loans - Toms River, NJ

Glad everyone liked them thus far!

Donne, No Sea Monkey this weekend... This weekend is "Disturbed" USA4306...   I am racing in the Transplant cup, A J24 Regatta.

May 15, 2009 03:16 AM
Darin Osenberg
Funky Quail Vintage - Nashville, TN

Hey Robert!  Bucky here!

 

Former BEARS qb Jim Mcmahon once said...on the BYU campus mind you...

" I drink, therefore, I am"

I dont think philosophy was his major!  :)

Thansk!!! 

Darin

May 15, 2009 04:20 AM
David Width Jr.
Little Egg Harbor, NJ

All I got to say is that in either joke, Dad is trouble and better watch out.

May 15, 2009 04:28 AM
Cheryl Powell - The Powell Team
Southern Homes of The Carolinas - The Powell Team - Harrisburg, NC
Concord,Harrisburg & Charlotte NC Area Real Estate

It's always nice to start out the day with a laugh or two...thanks.

May 15, 2009 05:01 AM
Team Honeycutt
Allen Tate - Concord, NC

My husband feels the same way he lost half his retirement and he still has me and I'm a realtor.

Shelton

May 15, 2009 06:21 AM
Donne Knudsen
Los Angeles & Ventura Counties in CA - Simi Valley, CA
CalState Realty Services

Sounds like a blast Rob!  Best of luck handsome.  Get totally "Disturbed" and get some good pix.  :)

May 15, 2009 10:58 AM
Mirela Monte
Buyers' Choice Realty - North Myrtle Beach, SC
Myrtle Beach Real Estate

Poor guy... 

May 21, 2009 05:01 PM
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