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Holy Land

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.
While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?"
The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here,and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

Diane Daley
Caron's Gateway Real Estate - Northumberland, NH

thanks for the chuckle, I did nto see that coming.  I will have to share it with my better-half this evening. 

May 15, 2009 06:20 AM
Charles Stallions
Charles Stallions Real Estate Services - Pensacola, FL
850-476-4494 - Pensacola, Pace or Gulf Breeze, Fl.

Too funny, thanks for the mid day laugh and hope you make this your best day ever.

May 15, 2009 06:24 AM