It's my Birthday today, so I have every right to poke fun at aging.  Here are a few well known tunes that have been "tweaked" to reflect an Aging Boomer Audience:

• Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

• Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

• The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

• Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

• Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

• Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

• Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

• The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

• Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

• Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

• The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

• Abba--- Denture Queen.

• Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

• Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

• Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

• Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again

Here are a few good thoughts about aging:

This is the youngest I will ever be.

I prefer aging to the alternative...

If we're lucky, we'll get to be old...

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