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Don't Get Caught Drinkin and Drivin

 

One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road,drinking a couple of cold beers.The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! 
 We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!" "Don't worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?" asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl. They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads.  When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?"
"No sir," said Earl, "we're on the patch."

 

 

5 Comments on on the patch

oh, lord...thats funny, I could use a couple of those patchs myself about now!

05/27/2007 02:23 AM by Trevella Williams (Local Hawaii Real Estate)

Trevella, lol.  I am glad you enjoyed.  My wife and I want to go back to Hawaii and do it right this time.  How is it doing RE there?  Aloha

05/27/2007 09:34 AM by Earl "The Pearl" Sorrells-Palmdale, Rosamond, Lancaster (Coldwell Banker Hartwig)

I hope your not the Earl that is being mentioned in this joke.lol.  good one.

05/27/2007 11:08 AM by Toronto Real Estate | Steven Campbell | Sales Representative (Homelife Victory Realty Inc., Brokerage*)

RE is good on the islands Earl, not as slow as the mainland but a lot slower than the last two years. Proper pricing and good marketing still sell properties and that all we can ask for. Yes, do come back and spend some time relaxing this time.

Steven: I think it was a true story, lol! Hey at least he was the "smart" one!

Mahalo and have a wonderful Memorial day!

05/27/2007 03:22 PM by Trevella Williams (Local Hawaii Real Estate)

Steven, I plead the fifth. 

Trevella, That is great. We went to Oahu, stopped at Pearl Harbor and had our rental car stolen with in 5 minutes.  THat was quite the trip.  We still want to go back.  Talk to you soon.

05/27/2007 10:43 PM by Earl "The Pearl" Sorrells-Palmdale, Rosamond, Lancaster (Coldwell Banker Hartwig)

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