It's 1130 pm here in the west...I am watching sportscenter and drinking a heineken after just finishing an online poker game. I decided to flip through the channels and I saw a Carlton Sheets Infomercial.
I want to propose that we all go out and buy 100 copies of this program and pass them out to people for free in order that we can get real estate moving again....it seems like a really good program.
We can hopefully get some money from the government to do it too..there is a crazy guy with dollar signs on his suit telling me its possible
Pretty soon I wont have to worry about anything though....I am buying the momentus swing aid...I should be on the PGA Tour by years end making millions of dollars since I will be hitting the ball longer and straighter than ever...it will only take minutes a day!
Maybe we can develop infomercials to sell individual listings and make silly guarantees...
Buy this home - If you arent completly satisfied return it for a full refund (minus closing costs). The George Foreman grill is yours just for trying this amazing house....operators are standing by CALL NOW!
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