Many listing agents falsely make the claim their new fabulous listing is "Upgraded, and Updated!" To compound this misleading information they only have the front picture of the home, and maybe the yard photos. There are no interior pictures. The Agent remarks sound fantastic "Fabulous New Listing in sought after "Give Me A Break Subdivision!" First time on market! (1) There is no need to preview this home! (2) Upgrades galore! New kitchen with granite counter-tops and stainless sink! (3) Hardwood floors and new paint throughout! (4) Professionally decorated by owner! (5) Fantastic Master bath with whirlpool tub is newly tiled! (6) Upgraded carpet and pad! (7) Hurry will not last! (8)
- First time on the market this year!
- When in doubt, check it out! There is always a reason to research when you do not have enough information!
- The kitchen has been painted with personalized colors, thre is a cheap install of granite counter-tops. The granite counter-tops have seams every 3 feet, and the stainless sink is the original sink mounted on top of the new granite! All the appliances are original, and the cabinet drawers are sticking!
- The hardwood floors must have been finished by the owner that though he was a 'Mr. Fixit Guy!' He isn't! The floors were done in place with out moving any furniture out of the room. They were not even sanded first! The new paint is highly personalized colors that were probably painted 4 years ago! What was not painted, has dated wall paper, and wall paper borders.
- It depend upon someone else's interpretation of the term 'Decorated!'
- If you consider replacing tile with a close out tile with "Blue Dolphins!" It isn't. It is an insult to the intelligence of any adult! Keep in mind, that when you brag about a mildew stained master bath tub, with mildew stains in a plastic shower with a sap etched door that has not been cleaned in the last 19 years.
- If a seller considers the original carpet taht has been cleaned so many times and looks like a "Shar-Pei dog!" Give me a break! The center of the carpet going up the stirs is beaten down and looks like you old thread "Bare teddy bear!"
- "Will not last?" You are right! I am glad I previewed a home, and save the embarrassment for myself, and have removed the home from my list!
In my own opinion, the remarks are totally misleading. At best, others will resent your misrepresentations, and resent the fact. You have tried to mislead fellow professionals, and potential buyers. In the real world, any fool would know that there are no updates, or upgrades in this home. The seller and listing agents are dreaming! The home is listed way over priced and outdated! Painting around old appliances, doing a half-ass job on flooring, and not updating fixtures is a sure way in this market to ensure your home will not sell!
Jim...I never understand this. Well, yes I do. Sometimes it's a Seller who hasn't a clue. And other times it's an Agent who hasn't a clue.
I've got a short sale I'm working with a Buyer...Agent listed it as a foreclosure. NOT. Agent listed commission, but not that it would be variable...Thanks! And now, I even have to deal directly with the Seller, NOT their agent to get updates on the Short Sale. Yet I have to share the commission with this yo-yo!!!!
Like the ABC News segment...."Give Me A Break!"
Oh, and I ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS preview before I show. There's another one...the agent asks why do you have to preview? Because it's my policy to preview listings before I show them. That's why. If it's a problem for you Mr./Ms. Agent, we'll just presume your listing is not available and move onto the next one. Thank you and have a nice day...and tell your Seller they missed an opportunity because of your stupidity!